| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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| What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| What do you call a worm with no teeth? |
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| Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? |
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| What’s a bat’s favorite pastime? |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| Why did the girl put lipstick on her head? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| How does the Easter Bunny travel? |
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| What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| What was born to succeed? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s? |
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| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? |
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| What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| Why do cowboys ride horses? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Where do ghosts go for a swim? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| How long should an elephant’s legs be? |
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| Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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