| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| Why did the boy run around his bed? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| Why donât ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| What do you have in December that you donât have in any other month? |
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| Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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| What did the snowman order at WendyâsÂŽ? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineâs Day? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| Whatâs a math teacherâs favorite tool? |
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| Why didnât Dracula have any friends? |
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| Whatâs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| What was born to succeed? |
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| What is a witchâs favorite subject in school? |
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| Where do cows go on the weekend? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| Why couldnât the boy go to the pirate movie? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| Why didnât the oven go to college? |
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| What has two legs but canât walk? |
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| Whatâs a frogâs favorite game? |
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| What do witches order at hotels? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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| What is a kittenâs favorite dessert? |
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| What did the duck say to the clown? |
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| Whatâs black and white over and over again? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? |
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| Whatâs a tornadoâs favorite game to play? |
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| Whatâs a rabbitâs favorite kind of music? |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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| Whatâs a cannibalâs favorite sport? |
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| Whatâs the smartest insect around? |
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| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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