| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| How long should an elephant’s legs be? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| How does the Easter Bunny travel? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| How do you catch an unusual rabbit? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
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| Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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| What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? |
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| Why couldn't the pirate play cards? |
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| Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| Why can’t the elephant use the computer? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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| What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®? |
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| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? |
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| Why do cowboys ride horses? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| Why are elephants such bad dancers? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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