| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| Why can’t the elephant use the computer? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| What’s black and white over and over again? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| Why are elephants such bad dancers? |
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| How do you catch an unusual rabbit? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| What do witches order at hotels? |
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| What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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| What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? |
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| What’s the smartest insect around? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? |
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| What’s a bat’s favorite pastime? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
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| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert? |
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