Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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Why is the forest so noisy? |
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Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex? |
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What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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What’s a bat’s favorite pastime? |
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Where can you learn to make ice cream? |
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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Why do cowboys ride horses? |
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What has 18 legs and catches flies? |
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? |
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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Why was the math book always worried? |
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What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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Why did the boy run around his bed? |
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet? |
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Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell? |
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Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
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What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? |
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How does the Easter Bunny travel? |
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Where can you always find a peacock? |
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Where did the king keep his army? |
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How do you catch a polar bear? |
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Where do ghosts go for a swim? |
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What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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Why did the robber take a shower? |
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What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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What do you call a fish with no eye? |
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Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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What did the duck say to the clown? |
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What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? |
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Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert? |
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What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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What’s black and white over and over again? |
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What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? |
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Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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What do you call two birds in love? |
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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