| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| Why did the girl put lipstick on her head? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| What do witches order at hotels? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park? |
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| Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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| What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? |
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| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| Why do cowboys ride horses? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| Where do ghosts go for a swim? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? |
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| Where can you always find a peacock? |
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| What bird loves construction work? |
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| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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