| Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? |
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| What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? |
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| Why did the girl put lipstick on her head? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| What’s black and white over and over again? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? |
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| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? |
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| What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| What has 18 legs and catches flies? |
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| Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| What was born to succeed? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| What type of dog loves going to the groomer? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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