| What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| How did the boy react when his turtle died? |
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| Where can you learn to make ice cream? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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| Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| What’s black and white over and over again? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? |
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| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| Where can you always find a peacock? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? |
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| What did the baker say to his wife? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| How long should an elephant’s legs be? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| Which bus crossed the ocean? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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