| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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| What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
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| What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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| What did the duck say to the clown? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| Why was the clown crying? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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| What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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| What do you call a fish with no eye? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| Why are fish so smart? |
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| Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell? |
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| What do witches order at hotels? |
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| Which monster is the best dance partner? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? |
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| What did the teacher do at the beach? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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