| What runs but never walks? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| Which bus crossed the ocean? |
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| What’s black and white over and over again? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? |
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| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| Where do cows go on the weekend? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog |
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| What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? |
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| Where can you always find a peacock? |
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| What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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| Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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| What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? |
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| What did the paper clip say to the magnet? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| What makes a skeleton laugh? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? |
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