| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| Which monster is the best dance partner? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| What’s the smartest insect around? |
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| What’s black and white over and over again? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| Where do cows go on the weekend? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| What do you call a shoe made from a banana? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| What do witches order at hotels? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
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| What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer? |
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| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? |
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| Why was the clown crying? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| What makes a skeleton laugh? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| What did one eye say to the other? |
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| What did the paper clip say to the magnet? |
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| What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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| What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? |
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| What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? |
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| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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| What did the baker say to his wife? |
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| What do you call a worm with no teeth? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell? |
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