| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| What’s a frog’s favorite game? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? |
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| What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? |
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| Which flower talks the most? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| What did the paper clip say to the magnet? |
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| What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? |
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| What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| What was born to succeed? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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| Why did the boy run around his bed? |
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| How did the boy react when his turtle died? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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