| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| What do witches order at hotels? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| Why did the man take his clock to the vet? |
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| Why couldn't the pirate play cards? |
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| Why can’t skeletons play music? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| Why are elephants such bad dancers? |
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| What did the paper clip say to the magnet? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| Why did the boy run around his bed? |
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| What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| What’s a frog’s favorite game? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? |
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| Why was the clown crying? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? |
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| Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| What did the baker say to his wife? |
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| How long should an elephant’s legs be? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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