| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| Where do ghosts go for a swim? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| What did the circle say to the triangle? |
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| What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? |
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| What do you call a worm with no teeth? |
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| What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| How do you catch an unusual rabbit? |
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| Which monster is the best dance partner? |
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| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well? |
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| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| Why are fish so smart? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| Where can you learn to make ice cream? |
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| Which bus crossed the ocean? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| Why can’t the elephant use the computer? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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