| What did the stamp say to the envelope? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| What’s the smartest insect around? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| Why did the girl put lipstick on her head? |
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| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? |
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| Why did the boy run around his bed? |
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| Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
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| Why couldn't the pirate play cards? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport? |
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| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? |
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| Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| Which school supply is king of the classroom? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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