| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| Where do baby pens spend their day? |
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| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
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| Why was the math book always worried? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
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| Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| What did the duck say to the clown? |
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| Why do cowboys ride horses? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| Where can you learn to make ice cream? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| How did the boy react when his turtle died? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| What do you call two birds in love? |
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| Who is Knocking? |
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| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| What gives you the power to walk through a wall? |
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| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer? |
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| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
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| Where do cows go on the weekend? |
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| What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn? |
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| What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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| Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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