| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
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| Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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| What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? |
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| Why was Santa’s helper sad? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| Where do polar bears keep their money? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park? |
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| What has 18 legs and catches flies? |
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| What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What’s black and white over and over again? |
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| Where does the witch park her vehicle? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| What’s a bat’s favorite pastime? |
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| Why did the girl put lipstick on her head? |
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| Why couldn't the pirate play cards? |
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| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? |
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| Where do ghosts go for a swim? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex? |
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| What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| What’s the smartest insect around? |
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| Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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