| Where can you always find a peacock? |
Preview to Download |
| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
Preview to Download |
| What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®? |
Preview to Download |
| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
Preview to Download |
| What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least? |
Preview to Download |
| What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? |
Preview to Download |
| What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? |
Preview to Download |
| Why are fish so smart? |
Preview to Download |
| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
Preview to Download |
| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
Preview to Download |
| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
Preview to Download |
| What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? |
Preview to Download |
| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
Preview to Download |
| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
Preview to Download |
| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
Preview to Download |
| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
Preview to Download |
| Where did the king keep his army? |
Preview to Download |
| Why was the turkey arrested? |
Preview to Download |
| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
Preview to Download |
| Why was the math book always worried? |
Preview to Download |
| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
Preview to Download |
| What did the ocean say to the beach? |
Preview to Download |
| What do you call a fish with no eye? |
Preview to Download |
| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
Preview to Download |
| What do you call two birds in love? |
Preview to Download |
| Why was six afraid of seven? |
Preview to Download |
| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
Preview to Download |
| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
Preview to Download |
| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
Preview to Download |
| Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? |
Preview to Download |
| Why can’t the elephant use the computer? |
Preview to Download |
| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
Preview to Download |
| Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
|
Preview to Download |
| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
Preview to Download |
| What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? |
Preview to Download |
| What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? |
Preview to Download |
| Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? |
Preview to Download |
| What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park? |
Preview to Download |
| Where do polar bears vote? |
Preview to Download |
| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
Preview to Download |
| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
Preview to Download |
| What runs but never walks? |
Preview to Download |
| What do you call a left-handed dog? |
Preview to Download |
| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
Preview to Download |
| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
Preview to Download |
| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
Preview to Download |
| Who is Knocking? |
Preview to Download |