| Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race? |
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| Why are there fences around cemeteries? |
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| What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? |
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| What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| What runs but never walks? |
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| What did the snowman have for breakfast? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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| What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
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| Where do ghosts go for a swim? |
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| What bird loves construction work? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter? |
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| How do you catch a polar bear? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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| What was born to succeed? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What has 18 legs and catches flies? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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| What kind of weather does a turkey like? |
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| What did the paper clip say to the magnet? |
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| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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| What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? |
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| What do elves learn in school? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you? |
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| What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing? |
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| What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| What did the owl say to his sweetheart? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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