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Angalia huyu house girl wa mzungu alichokifanya na anachokisema
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:31 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
House girl mmoja alipewa kazi na mzungu mara akavunja sahani. Mzungu aliporejea,kazin akamuuliza 'what happened to my plate? House girl akajbu: 'The dog wow wow friji paaa, mchuzi mwaaaa the vyombo pangalapangala the sahan ngelengenjee……the pasuka paaaaaaaa 😂😂😂😂hadi saiz mzungu bado anasoma dictionary hajui lugha gani imetumika
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:25 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Hakuna siku mbaya maishan kuona mtu uliyesoma naye darasa moja, anakupita na private car,, afu we umeninginia kwenye daladala,,, tena ulikua unamzid akili 😂😂😂hapo Ndo utajua kwann gunia na dunia vinatofautiana neno moja
Jamaa alikuwa amelaa na mkewe saa tisa ya usiku akastuka baada ya kusikia mtu anabisha hodi kwenda kufungua mlango
Akamkuta jamaa kalewa sana mlangoni kwao
JAMAA: Nini tena mheshimiwa kuamshana saa hizi?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:23 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alikuwa amelaa na mkewe saa tisa ya usiku akastuka baada ya kusikia mtu anabisha hodi kwenda kufungua mlango
Akamkuta jamaa kalewa sana mlangoni kwao
JAMAA: Nini tena mheshimiwa kuamshana saa hizi?
MLEVI: Naomba uje unisukume.
Jamaa akiamini kuwa pengine kuna gari la huyu mlevi limezima jirani akamwambia subiri nikavae viatu. Baada ya kuvaa viatu akatoka na wakaanza kusindikizana na mlevi. Mlevi akaongoza njia
mpaka kwenye mabembea ya jirani akakaa kwenye bembea moja na kumgeukia jamaa na kumwambia.. Okay nisukume basi.
Alichofanya mke baada ya mme wake kupenda kumchunga sana
Alifanya hivi; Siku ya kwanza
MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?. MKE: Salama tu MUME: Uko wapi? MKE: Jamani si niko nyumbani MUME: Mhh kama kweli uko nyumbani washa blender nisikie…..mke akawasha blender MKE: Umesikia? MUME: Okay haya mi natoka kazini naja
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Alifanya hivi; Siku ya kwanza
MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?. MKE: Salama tu MUME: Uko wapi? MKE: Jamani si niko nyumbani MUME: Mhh kama kweli uko nyumbani washa blender nisikie…..mke akawasha blender MKE: Umesikia? MUME: Okay haya mi natoka kazini naja
Siku ya pili MUME: Vipi mko salama huko? MKE: Tupo kama ulivyotuacha MUME: kwani uko wapi? MKE: Niko nyumbani napika MUME: Washa brender kama kweli uko nyumbani Mke akawasha blender MKE: Umesikia? MUME: Poa ntarudi baada ya masaa mawili
Siku sita baadae mume akaamua kurudi bila kumtaarifu mkewe alipofika home kamkuta mdada wa kazi yuko peke yake. MUME: We mama yako yuko wapi? MDADA: Sijui ameondoka na blender toka asubuhi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtu na mkewe walikuwa bado wamelala asubuhi, mtu akapiga hodi mke akaenda kufungua mlango, si akakuta mchepuko wake, MKE: Unataka nini we mpumbavu?
MUME: Nani huyo unamtukana? MKE: Kuna mtu hapa anakichwa kama nenda urudi badae MCHEPUKO:Nawewe pua kama poa MKE:Miguu kama masaa mawili MCHEPUKO:Masikio kama sichelewi MKE: Ondoka hapa mjinga we. …… Akafunga mlango MUME: mwambie ana macho kama sitoki leo ng'oo SIPENDI UJINGA MM nikiwa na my love pr
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:17 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nipo kwenye daladala siti ya nyuma kabisa nimekaa na mrembo mzurii.sasa nikawa namtongoza kwa sauti ya chini sana watu wengine wasiskie,akawa hanijibu kitu,mala gafra akapayuka kwanguvu na kwa sauti ya juu iliyomshtua kila mtu. "Nimesema stakii,stakii tena unikome"😳😳
Nami nikamjibu kwa sauti ya juu vile vile "Kama umejamba nisikwambie bhanaa,kwani ww nani?"☹
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 MIMI SIO MTU WA MCHEZO MCHEZO Sipendag ujuinga mim
