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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nimekuja kwa Rafiki angu kumtembelea kaacha maji jikon yeye kaenda kununua unga. Huku mm nikaongeza maji pale jikon. Kumbe yy aliweka maji saiz ya unga wake peke ykeβ¦ Sasa hiv TUNAKUNYWA UJI hata hatuongeleshani. Kimbelembele changu kimeniponza.. ππππ
Baada ya kumkuta mwanamme mwingine chumbani kwake na mke wake cheki huyu anachokifanya
NAKUA(BABA) karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi, DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumbani kwenu NAKUA: Hakuna kitu kama hicho DOGO: Kweli baba kuna jini liko kwenye kabati lenu la nguoβ¦.
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:31 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
NAKUA(BABA) karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi, DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumbani kwenu NAKUA: Hakuna kitu kama hicho DOGO: Kweli baba kuna jini liko kwenye kabati lenu la nguoβ¦.
NAKUA kaingia ndani kamkuta mkewe kalala kitandani kajifunika shuka gubigubi hadi kichwani. Kaenda kwenye kabati kufungua mlango , akamkuta rafiki yake wa miaka mingi yuko uchi ndani ya kabati NAKUA: Aise unajua we fala sana, we rafiki yangu miaka yote hiyo halafu unamtisha mwanangu eti wewe jini, hebu toka huko nenda kwenu kacheze michezo hiyo na mwanao.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:36 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
SWALI: Nini maana ya matatizo..?
JIBU: matatizo ni pale unapopewa adhabu na mwanajeshi then akakuruhusu uondoke, lakini ukarukia pikipiki yako halafu ukapayuka..!!!!!Β Mwanajeshi, wee boya Tu
Angalia kilichomkuta huyu msanii wa mziki na mashabiki wake
Msanii mmoja anaitwa ''KINYA'' alikuwa ana perfom jukwaan..!!! Kawaida kila msanii lazima ajitambulishe, mfano:- ''YEAH NI TEMBA hapa au
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Msanii mmoja anaitwa ''KINYA'' alikuwa ana perfom jukwaan..!!! Kawaida kila msanii lazima ajitambulishe, mfano:- ''YEAH NI TEMBA hapa au YEAH NI CHEGE hapaβ¦!!!
Yeye akasema: "YEAH NIKINYA HAPAβ¦!!!" Watu wakapiga kelele ''UTAZOAAA'' mwenyewe bwenge wee
JE, WEWE UNGEJITAMBULISHAJE NAITAJI JIBU LAKO TUONEβ₯
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Za asubuhi?
Nzur sjui huko?
Huku kwema tuu
VP si ulimaliza chuo ww?
Ndio kwani vp?
Mbona hatuoni matunda yake?
Kwani mi nlienda na miche ya mipapai au miembe au umeambiwa TIA, IFM na IAA wanakodisha Mashamba ya nyanya ????????
Hamna sio hvyo umeenda mbali kaka
Kama kilomita ngapi?
Haya yaishe bhanaβ¦
Ukome kwa kiherehere
Nitukane tuu unakumbuka kuna SKU nlkupa buku ya nauli?
Nitajie namba yako ya tgo pesa nkuwekee hyo buku
Kwani mi nimesema unilipe
Utajua mwenyewe ila nakutumia kwenye namba uliyonitext wee si umefanya ujinga mi nafanya upumbavu
Simple lyke dat Viherehere huwa tunawajbu HVOβ¦β¦ππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:12 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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