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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:12 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Misemo ya kina dada
walianza na halohalooo! Wakaja unalo babu weee! Ikafuata utajijuuu! Ikafupishwa utajiJJ! Mara ghafla kantangazeee! Haikukaa sana kansajiriii! Ikatoka nyingine nishiiiiida!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:59 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Duh! Sikubali bora mbavu zituume wote!
Watalii wana dharau sana bana, Mtalii alikodi boti akazunguka nayo kwenye mto Rufiji kuangalia mandhari, akamuuliza kijana anayeongoza boti, "Do you know Biology, Psychology and Anthropology?" Kijana akajibu "NO," Mtalii akamwambia "nothing you know under the sun? You are useless, and u'll die with your illiteracy!" baada ya muda boti ikaanza kuzama, kijana akamwambia mtalii "Do you know kuogelealogy and kusepalogy from mambalogy? Mtalii akajibu huku ametoa macho "No" kijana akamwambia "You will kufalogy and mambalogy wil eat your matakology because of your bad-mdomology..😂😂😂😂😂😂
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:18:04 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Looku Looku* 👀👀
*Ama Kweli Mkuki Kwa Nguruwe kwa Binadamu Mchungu Skia Hii….!!*
*Ishawahi kutokea Pale nilipokutana njiani na mwalimu aliyekufundisha MATHS secondary afu akaniambia nimuelekeze njia ya kwenda sehemu fulani.*
*_Nenda mbele kama 2KM hivi kisha kata kushoto,ila hakikisha ANGLE inakuwa ni 30.5 KUSINI MASHARIKI.Kisha tumia PYTHAGORAS na hakikisha una FOUR FIGURE ili kupata thamani ya ANGLE._*
*Mwalimu alisonya na kuondoka.*😏😏😏😒😒
*Stakagi ujinga kabisa mimi, wakati ananichapa alifikiri sifa*😂😂
😅🙌🏽🙌🏽 *Mniache Tuu Mimi Sio Kwa Bifu Ilo Aiseee*🏃🏾
Cheki huyu mwanamke anavyomkomoa mme wake baada ya kumsaliti
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:59 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MKE: Mbona unanukia pafyumu ya kike? MUME: Yaa kuna mwanamke tulikuwa tumeminyana ndani ya daladala MKE: Na lipstiki kwenye shati? MUME: Tulikumbatiana na wageni toka Zambia walitembelea ofisi yetu MKE: Na ile kondom iliyotumika kwenye mfuko wa suruali? MUME: Bwana ee acha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi MKE: Lazima niulize mie huwa nahakikisha nimeacha kila kitu hukohuko ndio narudi nyumbani MUME: Umesema nini wewe? MKE: Bwana ee acha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi. 😄😄
Huyu mwanamke ni noma cheki alichomwambia mme wake baada ya kumnunulia nguo za ndani
Mume kaingia duka la nguo na kamnunulia mke wake chupi dazeni moja zote za rangi nyeusi, akaenda kumzawadia. Mpenzi akashukuru lakini alipogundua kuwa zote ni nyeusi si akaropoka. MY HONEY: Sasa umeninunulia chupi zote nyeusi, sasa watu si watadhani nina chupi moja tu sibadili,
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mume kaingia duka la nguo na kamnunulia mke wake chupi dazeni moja zote za rangi nyeusi, akaenda kumzawadia. Mpenzi akashukuru lakini alipogundua kuwa zote ni nyeusi si akaropoka. MY HONEY: Sasa umeninunulia chupi zote nyeusi, sasa watu si watadhani nina chupi moja tu sibadili,
Jamaa alifura akawa kama mbogo na hapo ndipo zogo kuu lilipoanza
