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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:13 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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MVUVI MASKINI NA MKEWE MALAYA. Mvuvi mmoja alikua akiishi na mke wake huku akiwa hajui kama mkewe malaya, Leo hii kamuaga mkewe baada ya kuondka mkewe akaanza kuingiza wanaume kama kawaida Hawara 1;nakupenda Mke Wa Mvuvi;oke, Nipe Penz Haraka Kabla Mume wngu hajarudi. Hawara 1;oke! Basi picha likaanza wakati wanaendelea mara mlango ukagongwa, akamwambia hawara mume wangu huyo jifiche darini jamaa akafanya,, mke wa mvuvi akaelekea mlangon kumbe alikua hawara 2. mke wa mvuvi; aaahaa kumbe ni wewe nilijua mume wangu bas njo haraka kabla mume wangu hajarudi.. picha likaendelea huku wa darini akiona vyote, mlangon kukagongwa mke wa mvuvi; mume wangu hyo jifiche uvungun jamaa akafanya kisha mke akajikoki kumpokea mumewe, mke wa mvvi; oooh! mume wngu pole umechoka eeh leo umepata samaki mkubwa nashukuru sana tulikua hatuna mboga mvuvi;usinishukuru mimi mshukuru aliye juu. hawara 1; sipo mwenyewe mwingine yupo uvunguni…
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mama mdaku alishangaa kila siku mchungaji anaingia nyumba ya jirani yake ambaye hana mume, akawa anajiuliza anakwenda kufanya nini? Uzalendo ukamshinda akamuuliza "Mwenzangu, mbona kila siku mchungaji anakuja kwako, vipi anakuja kukuombea?" Akajibiwa "Nyoo, umbea tu! Mbona kwako kila siku anakuja mwanajeshi kuna vita! chefuuuu 😳😳😳😳😳
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:06 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
01.👉 Wale wanafunzi walioongoza Mashuleni, wanaenda kwenye Engineering na Medical school.
02.👉 Wale waliokuwa wa pili, wanachukua MBA na LLB na kuja kuwa Mameneja wa wanafunzi walioshika nafasi ya kwanza. 03.👉 Wale waliokuwa wa tatu, wanageukia Siasa na kuwaongoza wote hapo juu. Yaani wa kwanza na wa pili. 04.👉 Wale waliofeli, wanaenda Jeshi, hawa wakigoma, basi hao wa juu wote hawana raha. 05.👉 Wale waliopata Zero na waliokataa shule wanakuwa waganga wa kienyeji, wote hapo juu watamtafuta huyu, pale mambo yao yanapokwenda kombo. Tuache kudharauliana, kila mtu ni boss akiwa kwenye nafasi yake. 😂😂😂😂😉😆😆😆🏃🏃😜😜😜😜😜
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:13 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Asubuhi ya leo huko nchini Colombia baada ya serikali kuidhinisha matumizi ya bangi kuwa halali +++ Wavutaji bangi wamepanda basi la gorofa wengine juu wengine chini….
Waliopanda chini wanawauliza wa juu huko speed ni ngapi maana huku ni 80.
Wajuu wakajibu huku mpaka sasa hatujui dereva bado hajaja…. 😂😂😂
