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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:13 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Asubuhi ya leo huko nchini Colombia baada ya serikali kuidhinisha matumizi ya bangi kuwa halali +++ Wavutaji bangi wamepanda basi la gorofa wengine juu wengine chini….
Waliopanda chini wanawauliza wa juu huko speed ni ngapi maana huku ni 80.
Wajuu wakajibu huku mpaka sasa hatujui dereva bado hajaja…. 😂😂😂
Baada ya kumkuta mwanamme mwingine chumbani kwake na mke wake cheki huyu anachokifanya
NAKUA(BABA) karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi, DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumbani kwenu NAKUA: Hakuna kitu kama hicho DOGO: Kweli baba kuna jini liko kwenye kabati lenu la nguo….
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:31 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
NAKUA(BABA) karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi, DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumbani kwenu NAKUA: Hakuna kitu kama hicho DOGO: Kweli baba kuna jini liko kwenye kabati lenu la nguo….
NAKUA kaingia ndani kamkuta mkewe kalala kitandani kajifunika shuka gubigubi hadi kichwani. Kaenda kwenye kabati kufungua mlango , akamkuta rafiki yake wa miaka mingi yuko uchi ndani ya kabati NAKUA: Aise unajua we fala sana, we rafiki yangu miaka yote hiyo halafu unamtisha mwanangu eti wewe jini, hebu toka huko nenda kwenu kacheze michezo hiyo na mwanao.
Wachaga wana mambo mbele ya hela, angalia hii bili ilivyomchanganya MASSAWE
MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo:
Manka 35,000
Marieta 20,000
Kekuu 30,000
Kitime 15,000
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo: Manka 35,000 Marieta 20,000 Kekuu 30,000
Kitime 15,000 Kinabo 10,000 TOTAL 110,000/= MASSAWE akaicheki akasema "Wote nitawalipia lakini huyo "TOTAL" Yesuu simlipii. Kwansa anamiliki sheli kibao sa mafuta hapa bongo. Shensi taip ! Na amekunywa nyingi kuliko wote alipe mwenyewe…
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:36 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
_Sheria inasema kila anaetembea na chombo cha moto barabarani sharti awe na leseni._ _Sasa hawa wauza kahawa mbona wanatembea na chombo cha moto lakini hawakamatwi 😡._ _Hizi sheria zinapendelea._ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
KICHEKESHO: Ajira ngumu!! Cheki hawa walivyoamua kujiajiri
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa mmoja alienda kuomba kazi Mbuga ya Wanyama, akaambiwa nafasi ya Kazi ipo ila hakuna Sokwe, "hivyo utajifanya Sokwe na tutakupa ngozi utavaa"
Jamaa siku ya kwanza akavaa, walipokuja watalii mambo yalienda vizuri, Siku iliyofuata Banda lake liliwekwa juu ya Banda la Simba, Jamaa ktk kuongeza mbwembwe akawa anarukaruka, kwa bahati mbaya si akaangukia ndani ya Banda la Simba, akawa anapiga kelele "Mama nakufaaa!"
Mara yule Simba akamwambia "Acha Ufala ww kelele za nini sasa, mimi mwenyewe Binadamu! rudi kwenye Banda lako kabla watalii hawajaja watatushtukia! chezea ajira ww"………!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:00:16 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtoto: Baba nitumie pesa ya matumizi huku shuleni hali ni mbaya sana la sivyo najinyonga.
Baba: Huku nyumbani hali ni mbaya kuliko huko shuleni kwahiyo kama unajinyonga utapunguza Bajeti, kopa Kamba dukani kwa Mangi nitalipa nikija kuchukua Maiti yako, Mungu akulaze mahali pema peponi Mwanangu…..
Boss mmoja aliingia kazini kwake kasahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake sasa secretary wake akamfuata na mazungumzo yakawa hivi:
SECRETARY: Boss leo umesahau kufunga geti nyumbani kwako…
Boss akabaki anashangaa… Baadae wakati anakwenda chooni kujisaidia ile anataka kufungua zipu akaikuta iko wazi ndio akajua alichokuwa ameambiwa na Secretary wake.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:43 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Boss mmoja aliingia kazini kwake kasahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake sasa secretary wake akamfuata na mazungumzo yakawa hivi:
SECRETARY: Boss leo umesahau kufunga geti nyumbani kwako…
Boss akabaki anashangaa… Baadae wakati anakwenda chooni kujisaidia ile anataka kufungua zipu akaikuta iko wazi ndio akajua alichokuwa ameambiwa na Secretary wake.
Akarudi mpaka kwa secretary na mazungumzo yakaendelea:
BOSS: Bibie ulivyoona geti wazi je uliona benz langu lime paki au…?
SECRETARY: Hapana Boss niliona kitoroli kidogo kimepaki kina matairi mawili