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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:57 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MZARAMO V/S MCHAGA. Mzaramo alitangaza anatibu magonjwa yooooooote kwa tsh. 100,000/= Na kama akishindwa kukutibu anakurudishia laki yako nakukuongeza laki nyingine. MCHAGA akaona hii fursa yakujipatia hela aiwezi mpita akaenda kutibiwa. MZARAMO: "unaumwa nini?" MCHAGA: "Sisikii ladha ya aina yoyote mdomoni kabisaaaa.." MZARAMO: "sawa, toa laki kabisa.." Mchaga akatoa. MZARAMO akamuagiza msaidizi wake; "Naomba kikopo no.27 mpe anywe huyu.." MCHAGA akanywa akatema faster; "Puh puu puu, Aisee huu si mkojo huu..?" MZARAMO: "Umepona karibu tena.." Mchaga aka-mind sana Kesho yake akarudi tena hakuamini ameliwa pesa yake. MCHAGA: aisee nina tatizo la kumbukumbu nasahau sanaaaaa.." MZARAMO akamwambia "hakuna tabu, toa laki tukupe tiba..' MCHAGA akatoa pesa akijua leo lazima afanikiwe..' MZARAMO: "nesi naomba kikopo no.27.." MCHAGA: "ASA CHALII ANGU HICHO SI CHA JANA CHA MKOJO HICHO AISEE..?" MZARAMO: "UMEPONA KUMBUKUMBU UNAYO.
Wale wa kupenda kupewa pewa namba za simu soma hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:39 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Unaomba namba ya simu ya mdada af anakunyima ila unalazimisha akupe anaona kuliko muendelee kuongea bora tu akupe anakutajia 071112016 unafuraahi unaondoka unafika nyumbani unajaribu kuipiga but kabla hujapiga unagundua alikutajia tarehe ya leoΒ Wadada acheni hizoΒ ππππποΏ½ποΏ½ποΏ½π
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:36 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
JE UMESHAWAHI KUONA SMS MAFUA? Cheki hii hapaβ¦β¦..
"Mabo dugu yagu mziba? Bwada nasubuliwa sada na bafua baka dashindwa kuadika beseji do hayo dugu yagu. Diobeeni dipone ππππππππ Hapana Chezea Bafua
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
JAMAA: Baba Padri nimekuja kuungama PADRI: Haya JAMAA: Niliiba kamba PADRI: Kamba? JAMAA: Ndio, kamba lakini kule mwisho kulikuwa kumefungwa ng'ombe PADRI: Kwa hiyo uliiba ng'ombe? JAMAA: Kiukweli nilikuwa nina lengo la kuiba kamba, kwa bahati mbaya mwisho kulikuwa na ng'ombe PADRI: Mi naona mueleze Mungu direct, mi sikuelewi kabisaaa
Namna wazazi wanavyoongea na mabinti katika umri tofauti
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:57:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Miaka 13: Usipende wavulana ni wabaya. Miaka 18: Sitaki nikuone na yule mvulana tena! Miaka 23: Lini utatuletea mchumba wako? Miaka 26: Wenzio wanaolewa. Miaka 30: Tumekuambia kwamba acha kuchagua sana wanaume, hutaki kusikia! Miaka 33: Kuna mtu wa Mungu yupo kule anaombea unaweza kupata mchumba Miaka 36: At least pata mtoto mmoja. Miaka 39: We will take care of all the wedding billsβ¦yeyote ni sawa sisi tutagharamia kila kitu mwanetu wee mlete tu . Miaka 45: hivi kweli nani alikuroga.?
Angalia hawa wadada walivyoumbuliwa, Huyu kasuku jeuri kweli
Kasuku alisimama mlango wa kuingia supermarket wakapita wanawake watatu akasema nyeupe, nyekundu, kijani. Wale wanawake wakatatizika baada ya mda wakajua ni chupi walizovaa. Wakasema basi kesho tubadilisheni. Siku ya pili wakapita tena kasuku akasema nyeusi, manjano, zambarau.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kasuku alisimama mlango wa kuingia supermarket wakapita wanawake watatu akasema nyeupe, nyekundu, kijani. Wale wanawake wakatatizika baada ya mda wakajua ni chupi walizovaa. Wakasema basi kesho tubadilisheni. Siku ya pili wakapita tena kasuku akasema nyeusi, manjano, zambarau. Loh! Wanawake wakastaajabu sana. Wakasema lazima wamshinde yule kasuku kwa hekima. Wakaambiana basi kesho tusivae chupi tuone kama ni kweli anaona mpaka ndani. Siku ilipowadia wakapita mbele ya kasuku akasema- kipilipili, kipara, rastaβ¦
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nimekutana na dogo mmoja hivi hapa analia,namuliza analia nin??ananambia ''ALIPEWA MIA TANO ZIPO MBILI,MIA TANO MOJA YA NYANYA na MIA TANO NYINGINE YA VITUNGUU sasa KAKOSEA KAZICHANGANYA HAJUI TENA IPI NI YA NYANYA na IPI NI YA VITUNGUU!!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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