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Cheki huyu mwanamke anavyomkomoa mme wake baada ya kumsaliti
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:59 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MKE: Mbona unanukia pafyumu ya kike? MUME: Yaa kuna mwanamke tulikuwa tumeminyana ndani ya daladala MKE: Na lipstiki kwenye shati? MUME: Tulikumbatiana na wageni toka Zambia walitembelea ofisi yetu MKE: Na ile kondom iliyotumika kwenye mfuko wa suruali? MUME: Bwana ee acha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi MKE: Lazima niulize mie huwa nahakikisha nimeacha kila kitu hukohuko ndio narudi nyumbani MUME: Umesema nini wewe? MKE: Bwana ee acha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi. 😄😄
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:24 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MUME: "Unajua mi unanishangaza sana, kila siku nakusikia mara useme TV yangu, gari yangu, chumbani kwangu, mara hoo watoto wangu. Sisi ni mke na mume, kila kitu ni chetu. Jirekebishe bwana".👴😎😎😒 MKE: Yuko kimya anaendelea na shughuli zake za kupekua kabatini kama hasikii, na hakumjibu kitu mumewe.👵😷 MUME: Akamuuliza kwa hamaki,"Sasa hapo unatafuta nini?".👴😡 MKE: "Sidiria yetu!!"👙💏 MUME: (kamfungia kabatini alafu kamwambia. "nipo chumbani , ")👴😷😷 💃💃💃💃💃💃 😂😂😂😂😂😂
