Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:04 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Siku hizi kudekezwa na kupetiwa petiwa tunawaachia matajiri

Hakuna mwanamke yupo tayar kulalia kifua cha maskini ambacho moyo unadunda
Deni,, Deni,Deni, Deni .
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:16 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

SINA MBAVU NA HIKI KISA;

BALAA LA MITOTO ISIYOPENDA SHULE!

Baada ya mwiz kuvamia nyumba moja usiku na kuiba vitu vngi wakati anajiandaa kuondoka ghafla akadakwa mguu na dogo

DOGO: Usipoondoka na begi langu la shule NAPIGA KELELE….😂😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:31 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Umeshawahi saidiwa homework na mzazi halafu unapata zero?

Hapo ndio unajua shida siyo wewe

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂

Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Dogo: Bro naomba nitumie hela.

Bro: Tumia tu mpaka uchoke.

Dogo: Hujanielewa,nitumie hela.

Bro: We ndo hunielewi, nimesema tumia tu…!!!

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:46 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Leo nimechoka zangu alafu shangazi amekuja anataka nimuunganishe facebook. Imebidi nimwambie
lazima awe na picha passport size 4 kwaajili ya kuweka profile picture, barua kutoka kwa afisa mtendaji na Atm card ya nmb bank. Alafu awe na marefa wanne ambao wamekuwa facebook for more than 3 years. Amesema
hataki tena kujiunga fb!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Saa ivi niko zangu nimelala naendelea kupunguza uchovu

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:49 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Ndio hizi sasa

1.Hicho ndicho chuo chako usiwe na chuo kingine ila hicho.
2.Usilitaje bure jna la chuo chako mana utawaumiza wengine.
3.Ikumbuke cku uliyochaguliwa na kuiheshimu.
4.Waheshimu tcu, bodi ya mkopo na uongoz wa chuo ili upate kuendelea kuwepo chuon.
5.Usisapu
6.Usidisko
7.Usitumie mkopo ovyo.
8.Usitaman chuo cha mwenzio
9.Usitamani fakat ya mwenzio
10. Usitaman bumu lake wala chochote alichonacho. hahaha chezea chuo weye!

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:46 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Mvaa milegezo alizidiwa na pombe akaenda kulala dampo,

Chizi mwingne naye akaenda hukohuko, alipofika dampo akakuta mlevi kalala matako wazi,

chizi akaanza kuyashikashika huku akisema, kweli duniani kuna watu matajiri, haya matako si mazima kabisa wao wameyatupa!😆😆😆

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Mama mkwe alimuuliza mkwewe "binti" samahani mbona mtoto hajafanana na mwanangu kabisa?

Binti akajibu, "bila samahani mama huku chini nina njia ya uzazi sio mashine ya photocopy"
mama mkwe hoii!! Chezea Wakwe Wa Bongo wewe.

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:38 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Kuna mchepuko nilimtumia nauli jana ili aje,.kwang sasa leo kaniambia eti " nimesahau ile line yenye M-pesa home plz nitumie tena kwa tigo mpenz""!! Me nikajifanya chizi nikatuma Kule kule kwenye voda (aliosema kaacha home) Nikatuma huko message ivi "nikuongezee Sh. Ngapi tena mpenz..!!" Akanjbu "elfu 20,000 tu mpenzi" Mtuhurumie jamani 😂😂😂