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eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆββοΈWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! π€β¨
What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π At Thanksgiving, guess what's as essential as the turkey? π€ This riddle's a hoot, so listen closely, buddy! π¦ What key is it that'll unlock the feast, you see? π½οΈ It's not your front door key, but something yummy! π
What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineβs Day?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΉ Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! π¬
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a π¦-licious riddle, but can you bear the sweetness of the answer? ππΎ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:33 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π°Hopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sunny! This riddle is here to make you laugh with glee, Guess, how does the Easter Bunny travel, can't you see? π₯
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Born from stars, I'm destined to lead, With luck and charm, I always succeed! Gaze up high, and you'll see me shine, Guess what I am, it's riddle time! π€β¨
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What does Santa clean his sleigh with? βοΈπ§Ή It's not soap or water, that's just sly! π«π§Ό His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! π‘β¨ A magical tool that sparkles at night! πͺβ¨ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! π But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! π€π
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are there fences around cemeteries? π€ Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! π» To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! ππ»π But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! π§ββοΈπ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§πΌπ€π« Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? π€π§ββοΈπ Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! ππ Can you guess why?