eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:31 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! 💕
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What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐭 "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! 🧀😝"
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What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
📚🌊 What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? 🤔 The tide of knowledge! 🌊📚
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Which is faster, heat or cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🔥 "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? 🤔 Prepare to be bamboozled! 😄" ❄️
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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧛♂️🍎📚 What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic! 😄🧛♀️🎉
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What 🕷️ has 18 legs, 🦟 can't escape, and 🏃♀️ runs away from?
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What bird loves construction work?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🔨🦜 What bird loves construction work? This feathered friend always has a beak-utiful blueprint! 🏗️🦉
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What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎵 "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" 🎵
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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👁️ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! 👀😂
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What did the baker say to his wife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍞 "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ingredient to keep you rising with love?" 🥖
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What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍗🍂 What aroma tickles your 👃 at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your 😋 and your tummy rumble! Can you guess? 🦃💨
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How did the hairdresser win the race?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🏃♀️Why did the hairdresser win the race? Because she always had a 🏆cutting edge🌟 and a 💨blow-dryer boost! No wonder she left the competition 💇♀️ in the dust!🌪️ Can you unravel her secret? 🤔
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What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦖🗣️ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where the fun's at! 🤔💡
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What time is it when you have a toothache?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦷 When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?
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Why are fish so smart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do fish 🐠 love to swim in schools? 🏫 Because they know it's fintelligent! 🐟😄
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌹What did the farmer 🚜 give his wife 👩🌾 for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both 🥕heartwarming and 🧀cheesy!
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What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐱Purr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "🎶Hey diddle diddle, the 🌕 and the 🐄 I'd rather chase mice, it's my true love!"🎶
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐷 What do you call a pig that does karate? 🥋 He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! 🐽💥 Can you guess his name?
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys 🤠 ride horses? It's like dating! 🐴🌹 They're tired of wrangling cows 🐄 And need a wild ride instead! 🤪🐎
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How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤯🔌 What happened when ol' Benjamin Franklin stumbled upon electricity? Did his 🧠 explode or did he get a ⚡️shocking revelation? Let's unravel his emotions in this electrifying riddle!
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What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:26 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
📝 Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! ✏️💖
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Why was the turkey arrested?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦃 "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. 🚓 "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" 🕊️ #FowlPlay
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Why do eggs hate jokes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do eggs hate jokes? 🥚🤔 Because they always crack up! 😄🍳
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What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌽I can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just 🌽 all the more!🍎🍌🍇🍊
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What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👻 "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" 🍌 asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I bet it's something boo-nanas!" 😂🍌
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Which flower talks the most?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight 🌼 Which flower loves to chat, from morning till night? 🌸💬 With petals as lips, it never misses a chance 🌺😄 To gossip and giggle, this bloom loves to dance! 💃🌻
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Jokes for All Occasions: 10 Hilarious Gems for Every Mood
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Laughing Is Always In Fashion: 10 Gems To Tickle Your Funny Bone in Every Mood!
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
"What's shakin', 🧲? I'm stickin' around!" 😄
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What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🔑 At Thanksgiving, guess what's as essential as the turkey? 🤔 This riddle's a hoot, so listen closely, buddy! 🦉 What key is it that'll unlock the feast, you see? 🍽️ It's not your front door key, but something yummy! 😋
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Where do pencils go for vacation?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🏝️🖊️Aloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to ✈️ find a tropical paradise for some well-deserved R&R! Can you guess where? 🌴🌊
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What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌟 What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny 💌? 🤔
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Why is the forest so noisy?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌳 Why does the forest sound like a party? 🎉 It's not just the chirping birds and rustling leaves! Can you solve this riddle and crack the code of nature's rowdiest 🎶 emoji-filled secret?
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