Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the 👻 see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! 👪😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What do you call a left-handed dog? 🐾😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was the math book always worried? 📚➕🔢🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎣 What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? 📚 Because they always catch a lot of 🐟 "book"worms! 🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐼 I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! 🕺 🦓 With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! 🦓 ⚪️⚫️ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, ⚫️⚪️ 🌑🌕 Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! 🎹😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊 "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!" 🏖️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐭 "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! 🧀😝"

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What playfully tumbles in winter, ❄️ yet never cries "Ouch!"?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦆: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? 🤡😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do eggs hate jokes? 🥚🤔 Because they always crack up! 😄🍳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

I am chilling! 😎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥒 "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" 🥒

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was Santa's helper sad? 🎅🏻🧝‍♂️ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jingle! 🤷‍♂️😢🔍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🗓️ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? 🤔 His days were numbered! 😂📆😵

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥕: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? 🍄: I'm a "Fun Guy"! Can't choose just one! 🎶 #VeggieJokes

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍞 "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ingredient to keep you rising with love?" 🥖

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦚 In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, my friend, for the answer can be found. 🦚

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤯🔌 What happened when ol' Benjamin Franklin stumbled upon electricity? Did his 🧠 explode or did he get a ⚡️shocking revelation? Let's unravel his emotions in this electrifying riddle!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍖🍗💀 What does a 💀 order for dinner?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the 🌞 and wanting a break from the chilly weather! ❄️🐦🌴

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌳 Why does the forest sound like a party? 🎉 It's not just the chirping birds and rustling leaves! Can you solve this riddle and crack the code of nature's rowdiest 🎶 emoji-filled secret?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 👓-wearing teacher shine brighter than the 🌞? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! 😎👩‍🏫

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In the classroom chaos, when laces knotted like a boss, students went 😄 "Challenge accepted! Let's dance the tango!"

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌽I can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just 🌽 all the more!🍎🍌🍇🍊

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👻 What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? 🍨 A sp👻🍦ctacularly chilling dessert awaits! Can you guess?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 + 🪰 = ?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

💌 Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? 😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐰 To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the 🎩 & conjure a carrot-scented ✨ or hypnotize it with a 🕰️. Don't worry, no 🐇 were harmed in the making of this riddle! So, ready to solve this hare-raising mystery? 😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍔👧 What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist... Patty! 🍔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📏 What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! 📐😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍎 "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really getting to the core of the problem!" 🌳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌆 In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, 📚 🗽 Kids in NYC learn multiplication, it's true! 🧠 🍎 But where, you ask, is this magical place? 🤔 🚇 Where numbers and laughter embrace? 😄 🗽 Here's a clue, my friend, it'll make you smile 😁 🌈 It's where yellow school buses roam each mile! 🚌 📚 So tell me, dear friend, can you solve the equation? ➕✖️➗ 💡 Where do NYC kids learn multiplication? 🤔 Think hard, my friend, and don't be shy! 🤓 The answer's awaiting, as time goes by! ⌛️ So put on your thinking cap and let's go! 🎩 Where do NYC kids multiply and grow? 🌟