eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
Why can’t skeletons play music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why can't skeletons play music? 🎶💀 Because they have no organs! 🎺🎸🎹
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What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦇 What's a bat's favorite pastime? 🤔 Hint: It's not just hanging around! 😉🎾✨
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What’s a frog’s favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? 🐸🎮 Hoping to find its favorite game!
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Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a world of monsters and mishaps, 🧟♂️ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh who, did he ask to smooch his ouchies and make him giggle again? 🙊
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Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? 🦆✈️ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! 😄🤣
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What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌪️What's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! 🎯
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Laugh Your Way Through the Day: 10 Jokes for Instant Cheer
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Get ready to chuckle! These hilarious jokes will leave you in stitches and brighten up even the gloomiest of days. Let the laughter begin!
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What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
📚🍩 Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of 𝘱𝘪! 🤣
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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤔If a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! 🎈🤣
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What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👻Where does a ghost feel most alive?🏰
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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌽 Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! 🚤 Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?
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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦃 Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered mystery and find out! 🤔
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Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎺🥶 What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen 🎺? A frosty tune? An icy jam? Solve this frosty riddle and you'll know, fam! ❄️🕵️♂️
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Why did the robber take a shower?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🚿Why did the 🦹♂️robber take a shower?🤔 To wash away his 👣footprints, leaving no 😎clues behind!🔍😅
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What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌽I can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just 🌽 all the more!🍎🍌🍇🍊
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the 🐘 cross the 🛣️? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! 🐔😎
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What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦃 When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? 🏆 Hint: There's a 🌽-ucopia of these!
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Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You in Stitches
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You Rolling on the Floor Laughing, Clutching Your Sides, and Begging for Mercy!
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
"What's shakin', 🧲? I'm stickin' around!" 😄
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Why didn’t the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? 🤔🎓 The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! 😄 Stay tuned for the punchline! 🙌🔥
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦟 What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! 🚶♀️📞
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What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🛒 What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? 🎓 A hilarious riddle! 🤔 Can you spot the difference? 😄 Remember, laughter is the best graduation gift! 🎉
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How did the hairdresser win the race?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🏃♀️Why did the hairdresser win the race? Because she always had a 🏆cutting edge🌟 and a 💨blow-dryer boost! No wonder she left the competition 💇♀️ in the dust!🌪️ Can you unravel her secret? 🤔
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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🃏 Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? 🏴☠️ Because he was standing on the deck! 🏖️ Yo-ho-ho, no poker for him! 🙅♂️
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Which monster is the best dance partner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎭Who's the 🎶grooviest🎶 monster to 💃dance💃 with? They've got moves like 🕺Jagger, and a 💃rhythm that's 🔥hotter🔥 than a 🔥dragon🔥! Can you crack this 👻mysterious👻 riddle? 🤔😉
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The Joke Factory: 10 Rib-Tickling Gems for Nonstop Laughter
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
The Joke Factory: 10 Hilarious Hoots That'll Crack You Up & Leave Your Sides Splitting!
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What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:24 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! ☕️🍽️
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What bird loves construction work?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🔨🦜 What bird loves construction work? This feathered friend always has a beak-utiful blueprint! 🏗️🦉
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What kind of table can you have for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍽️ What kind of table can you have for dinner? 🤔❓ It's not just any table... it's a table with a 🚀! Guess the answer, if you're able! 😉✨
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What do you call a left-handed dog?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call a left-handed dog? 🐾😄
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 😱 Because 7 ate 9! 😂🍽️
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys 🤠 ride horses? It's like dating! 🐴🌹 They're tired of wrangling cows 🐄 And need a wild ride instead! 🤪🐎
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