What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍗🍂 What aroma tickles your 👃 at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your 😋 and your tummy rumble! Can you guess? 🦃💨
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the 🐘 cross the 🛣️? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! 🐔😎
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What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌟 What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny 💌? 🤔
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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌽 Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! 🚤 Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 😱 Because 7 ate 9! 😂🍽️
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎅 What does Santa clean his sleigh with? ❄️🧹 It's not soap or water, that's just sly! 🚫🧼 His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! 💡✨ A magical tool that sparkles at night! 🪄✨ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! 🎉 But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! 🤔🚀
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What type of diet did the snowman go on?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🥕☃️, 🍆☃️, 🥦☃️! What type of ❄️👃 went on?
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What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In the classroom chaos, when laces knotted like a boss, students went 😄 "Challenge accepted! Let's dance the tango!"
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌊 "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!" 🏖️
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Why did the dog keep tripping?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the 🐶 keep tripping? It's a 🤔pawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a 🚶♂️ruff time finding its 🐾balance!
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How do monsters tell their fortunes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👹 What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? 🧙♂️ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on 🎃pumpkin seeds to predict their fate!
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What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎣 What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? 📚 Because they always catch a lot of 🐟 "book"worms! 🤣
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What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:31 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! 💕
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Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌆 In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, 📚 🗽 Kids in NYC learn multiplication, it's true! 🧠 🍎 But where, you ask, is this magical place? 🤔 🚇 Where numbers and laughter embrace? 😄 🗽 Here's a clue, my friend, it'll make you smile 😁 🌈 It's where yellow school buses roam each mile! 🚌 📚 So tell me, dear friend, can you solve the equation? ➕✖️➗ 💡 Where do NYC kids learn multiplication? 🤔 Think hard, my friend, and don't be shy! 🤓 The answer's awaiting, as time goes by! ⌛️ So put on your thinking cap and let's go! 🎩 Where do NYC kids multiply and grow? 🌟
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How long should an elephant’s legs be?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐘 How long should an elephant’s legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! 🙃
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What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐱Purr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "🎶Hey diddle diddle, the 🌕 and the 🐄 I'd rather chase mice, it's my true love!"🎶
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What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the owl say to his sweetheart? 🦉💕 Hoo's the luckiest bird in the forest? Owl bet it's us!
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What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤔 What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. 🏀🦷
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? 🚴♂️💤 It was just two-tired! 😄
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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I am chilling! 😎
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What makes a skeleton laugh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦴 What tickles a skeleton’s funny bone? 🤣
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Why didn’t the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? 🤔🎓 The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! 😄 Stay tuned for the punchline! 🙌🔥
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What did the circle say to the triangle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's your point, you acute little angle? 🤣
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Where do books hide when they’re scared?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
📚 "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a 🙊. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.
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What did the hamburger name her daughter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍔👧 What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist... Patty! 🍔😄
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What is a kitten’s favorite dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐱What dessert makes a kitten PURR with delight? 🍨It's sweet, creamy, and oh-so-bright! Can you guess, without any stress? 😺This riddle will surely keep you impressed!
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What do you call a left-handed dog?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call a left-handed dog? 🐾😄
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Why was the turkey arrested?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦃 "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. 🚓 "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" 🕊️ #FowlPlay
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What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧛♀️🧛♂️ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? 😱 Just say "Fangs for the memories!" and offer some sunblock. 🧴🌞 Now, can you crack this mystery? 😉🔍
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Where did the king keep his army?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? 🏰👑💂♂️ Hints I'll give, but no spoilers darlin', solving this riddle will keep your mind charmin'! 🧩😄
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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🃏 Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? 🏴☠️ Because he was standing on the deck! 🏖️ Yo-ho-ho, no poker for him! 🙅♂️
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Where does the witch park her vehicle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧙♀️ Where does the witch park her broomstick? 🚗 Flying is fun, but she needs a rest too! 😄🧹
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