What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:29 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯ Which day does the potato dread? π€ It's the one where it's mashed and spread! π±π₯
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Whatβs a scarecrowβs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π½I can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just π½ all the more!ππππ
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Whatβs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? π It's got letters that jingle, while the regular alphabet just sings! π
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Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! π To a place not so cozy, I fear. πͺοΈ With her broomstick in hand, she'd better beware, π§Ή Off to a spot where things fly through the air! π¨
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Who is Knocking?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πͺ Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a mystery awaits, Guess who's knocking, before it's too late! π΅οΈββοΈππͺ
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Whatβs a cannibalβs favorite sport?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€ What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. ππ¦·
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys π€ ride horses? It's like dating! π΄πΉ They're tired of wrangling cows π And need a wild ride instead! π€ͺπ
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Why canβt the elephant use the computer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phaintastic riddle! ππ₯οΈ Can you guess why the elephant can't use the computer? π€
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Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆ Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh dear, who's to blame when things go awry? π€ #WhosWrongHere
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Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Tick-tock, don't be blind! π€ Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? π A riddle that'll blow your mind! π§ π₯ No time to waste, let's find! π΅οΈββοΈπ
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What π·οΈ has 18 legs, π¦ can't escape, and πββοΈ runs away from?
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What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! βοΈπ½οΈ
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? π€ Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! ππ
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What did the teacher do at the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What did the teacher do at the beach? ποΈ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! π³β¨
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What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? π΄π
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What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ What aroma tickles your π at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your π and your tummy rumble! Can you guess? π¦π¨
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Why was the computer cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the computer cold? π€βοΈ
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Jokes for All Occasions: 10 Hilarious Gems for Every Mood
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Laughing Is Always In Fashion: 10 Gems To Tickle Your Funny Bone in Every Mood!
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What type of diet did the snowman go on?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯βοΈ, πβοΈ, π₯¦βοΈ! What type of βοΈπ went on?
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π cross the π£οΈ? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! ππ
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Where do baby pens spend their day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ Where do baby pens spend their day? π€ They have a "write" of passage to the π« Pen-dergarten! πΌβοΈ
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What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" π₯
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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? π΄ββ οΈ Because he was standing on the deck! ποΈ Yo-ho-ho, no poker for him! π
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Where do polar bears vote?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are polar bears always undecided? π»βοΈ They can't decide where to vote! π³οΈπ
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What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π²+π= βWhat do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? π€ Nature's spiky, fruity puzzle! ππ³
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What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! π§π"
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¬οΈWhat's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! π»π
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Why is the forest so noisy?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π³ Why does the forest sound like a party? π It's not just the chirping birds and rustling leaves! Can you solve this riddle and crack the code of nature's rowdiest πΆ emoji-filled secret?
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How long should an elephantβs legs be?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π How long should an elephantβs legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! π
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Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, π π½ Kids in NYC learn multiplication, it's true! π§ π But where, you ask, is this magical place? π€ π Where numbers and laughter embrace? π π½ Here's a clue, my friend, it'll make you smile π π It's where yellow school buses roam each mile! π π So tell me, dear friend, can you solve the equation? ββοΈβ π‘ Where do NYC kids learn multiplication? π€ Think hard, my friend, and don't be shy! π€ The answer's awaiting, as time goes by! βοΈ So put on your thinking cap and let's go! π© Where do NYC kids multiply and grow? π
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Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did π₯¬ beat π₯ in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggie riddle together! π
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Why canβt skeletons play music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why can't skeletons play music? πΆπ Because they have no organs! πΊπΈπΉ
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