eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 2 - AckySHINE
What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? π€ The tide of knowledge! ππ
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»Where does a ghost feel most alive?π°
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What do a car and an elephant have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πβπ What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! π₯π€£
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What did the carrot say to the mushroom?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? π: I'm a "Fun Guy"! Can't choose just one! πΆ #VeggieJokes
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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:29 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯ Which day does the potato dread? π€ It's the one where it's mashed and spread! π±π₯
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What did the duck say to the clown?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? π€‘π
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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? π΄ββ οΈ Because he was standing on the deck! ποΈ Yo-ho-ho, no poker for him! π
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What did the snowman have for breakfast?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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What do you give a sick lemon?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ€ What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... π€ This riddle will entertain! ππ
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Why was the computer cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the computer cold? π€βοΈ
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Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
Updated at: 2025-02-13 19:52:53 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWho's the πΆgrooviestπΆ monster to πdanceπ with? They've got moves like πΊJagger, and a πrhythm that's π₯hotterπ₯ than a π₯dragonπ₯! Can you crack this π»mysteriousπ» riddle? π€π
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππWhat's a π doing in a π booth? This π€elephant's got a ππ€³ appointment! π€£π
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Why donβt animals eat clowns?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€‘ Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ππΏ
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Whatβs the smartest insect around?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Whatβs the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? π€π
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Why donβt ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? π¦βοΈ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! ππ€£
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The Joke Factory: 10 Rib-Tickling Gems for Nonstop Laughter
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
The Joke Factory: 10 Hilarious Hoots That'll Crack You Up & Leave Your Sides Splitting!
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Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did π₯¬ beat π₯ in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggie riddle together! π
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Whatβs a catβs favorite nursery rhyme?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π±Purr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "πΆHey diddle diddle, the π and the π I'd rather chase mice, it's my true love!"πΆ
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What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the owl say to his sweetheart? π¦π Hoo's the luckiest bird in the forest? Owl bet it's us!
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What kind of music do mummies like best?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅What kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and explore! πΆ
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§πΌπ€π« Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? π€π§ββοΈπ Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! ππ Can you guess why?
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What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasnβt feeling well?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the horse need a doctor? π΄π·
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Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
Updated at: 2025-01-31 21:10:40 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather βοΈπ§οΈ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆββοΈWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! π€β¨
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What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the monster ask his sweetheart? π€πΉβ€οΈ
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Why couldnβt the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the π¦ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ππ
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Why did the dog keep tripping?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the πΆ keep tripping? It's a π€pawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a πΆββοΈruff time finding its πΎbalance!
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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered mystery and find out! π€
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What has two legs but canβt walk?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦΅π¦΅What has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ππ¦π¦
Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! π€’π©So put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? πΊπ
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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! ππ
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What kind of table can you have for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π½οΈ What kind of table can you have for dinner? π€β It's not just any table... it's a table with a π! Guess the answer, if you're able! πβ¨
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What has four wheels and flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? π π π π + πͺ° = ?
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