eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 2 - AckySHINE
What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? π¦
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What do you call a left-handed dog?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call a left-handed dog? πΎπ
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Chuckle Fest: 10 Jokes That Guarantee a Good Time
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Chuckle Fest: 10 Jokes That Guarantee a Good Time - Prepare for Rib-Tickling Hilarity!
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What has an eye, but cannot see?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! From day to night, my vision's a blur, Guess who I am, with no sight to refer?
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What has two legs but canβt walk?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦΅π¦΅What has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ππ¦π¦
Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! π€’π©So put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? πΊπ
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What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What playfully tumbles in winter, βοΈ yet never cries "Ouch!"?
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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was π€ "second" sick!
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? π
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Why canβt skeletons play music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why can't skeletons play music? πΆπ Because they have no organs! πΊπΈπΉ
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys π€ ride horses? It's like dating! π΄πΉ They're tired of wrangling cows π And need a wild ride instead! π€ͺπ
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? π± Because 7 ate 9! ππ½οΈ
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Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:38 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey π make your health sway? This riddle's tricky, so gather your might, Guess the answer, and avoid a food fight! π€π
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Whatβs a math teacherβs favorite tool?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! ππ
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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? π Because you don't want to press your luck! πβ¨
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What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:24 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! βοΈπ½οΈ
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Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
Updated at: 2025-02-13 19:52:53 (2 months ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWho's the πΆgrooviestπΆ monster to πdanceπ with? They've got moves like πΊJagger, and a πrhythm that's π₯hotterπ₯ than a π₯dragonπ₯! Can you crack this π»mysteriousπ» riddle? π€π
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What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! π§π"
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Jokes That Make Life Better: 10 Humorous Antidotes for Stress
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Title: Jokes That Make Life Better: 10 Humorous Antidotes for Stress Excerpt: "Stressed? Well, worry not, my friend! We've compiled a list of ten belly-busting jokes that promise to tickle your funny bone and zap stress away faster than a ninja on roller skates. Get ready to laugh your way to a happier, healthier you!"
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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle Your Funny Bone: 10 Hilarious Jokes to Keep Your Spirits High and Your Belly Aching!
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What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What do you call a worm with no teeth? π€ This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! ππ
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do π put sunscreen before beach? π They don't want to peel! ππ
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What starts and ends with βeβ and only has one letter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny π? π€
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Why couldnβt the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the π¦ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ππ
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Whatβs a spiderβs favorite thing to do on a computer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π·οΈπΈοΈ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keyboard, with glee and grace, what's a spider's favorite digital chase? π±οΈπ·οΈ
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Whatβs a cannibalβs favorite sport?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€ What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. ππ¦·
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»βοΈπ¦: Where do polar bears keep their money? π€π°
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What do a car and an elephant have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πβπ What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! π₯π€£
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Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! π
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What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π²+π= βWhat do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? π€ Nature's spiky, fruity puzzle! ππ³
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π cross the π£οΈ? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! ππ
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Whatβs bigger than an elephant, but doesnβt weigh anything?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππͺοΈ What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? It's a πdream! It can take you to incredible places without adding a single pound to the scale! So, close your eyes, let your imagination run wild, and embark on a weightless adventure! Can you crack this weightless puzzle? π€β¨
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What did the duck say to the clown?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? π€‘π
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