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eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 2 - AckySHINE
Whatβs black and white over and over again?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΌ I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! πΊ π¦ With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! π¦ βͺοΈβ«οΈ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, β«οΈβͺοΈ ππ Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! πΉπ
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What feathered friend soars o'er the bay, with a name that's quite punny? This riddle's answer will make you say: "It's a seagull with a twist, sunny!" π¦π
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a world of monsters and mishaps, π§ββοΈ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh who, did he ask to smooch his ouchies and make him giggle again? π
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures π¦ flock to me? Is it because I'm a πsucker for attention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather βοΈπ§οΈ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€ When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and β¨shineβ¨ like a π«starπ«! Show her your π§ geniusπ§ and prove her wrong. Who knows, she might end up rolling her eyes at her own mistake! π
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Born from stars, I'm destined to lead, With luck and charm, I always succeed! Gaze up high, and you'll see me shine, Guess what I am, it's riddle time! π€β¨
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I dash with grace, without a single stride, π Like a whirlwind, I never slow, never hide! πͺοΈ I'm always quick, never tardy, never late, Tell me, friend, what am I? Don't hesitate! ππ₯
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π In the kingdom of the classroom, who reigns supreme? This supply wears a crown, ruling with laughter and gleam! Can you guess who it might be? π
