eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 3 - AckySHINE
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ท What do you call a pig that does karate? ๐ฅ He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! ๐ฝ๐ฅ Can you guess his name?
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Whatโs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ๐ฃ๏ธ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where the fun's at! ๐ค๐ก
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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle Your Funny Bone: 10 Hilarious Jokes to Keep Your Spirits High and Your Belly Aching!
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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คIf a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! ๐๐คฃ
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What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? ๐ A hilarious riddle! ๐ค Can you spot the difference? ๐ Remember, laughter is the best graduation gift! ๐
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What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! โ๏ธ๐
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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ I'm a fruity delight, ๐ค ๐ But not made for your feet! ๐ Guess what I'm called? ๐๐
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Where does the witch park her vehicle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Where does the witch park her broomstick? ๐ Flying is fun, but she needs a rest too! ๐๐งน
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What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฒ+๐= โWhat do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? ๐ค Nature's spiky, fruity puzzle! ๐๐ณ
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What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the monster ask his sweetheart? ๐ค๐นโค๏ธ
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What did the baker say to his wife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ingredient to keep you rising with love?" ๐ฅ
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What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" ๐๐
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Why was the turkey arrested?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. ๐ "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" ๐๏ธ #FowlPlay
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What do you call two birds in love?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call two birds in love? ๐๐ฆ
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What did the spoon say to the knife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! ๐ด๐
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What has four wheels and flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ + ๐ชฐ = ?
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Jokes for All Occasions: 10 Hilarious Gems for Every Mood
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Laughing Is Always In Fashion: 10 Gems To Tickle Your Funny Bone in Every Mood!
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What lights up a stadium?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! ๐ What am I, making a stadium's night show?
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Where do cows go on the weekend?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? ๐ They go to the ๐ฆ pasture, of course! It's their udderly favorite spot! ๐๐ฎ
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Why was the computer cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the computer cold? ๐คโ๏ธ
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Whatโs a batโs favorite pastime?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ What's a bat's favorite pastime? ๐ค Hint: It's not just hanging around! ๐๐พโจ
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Who is Knocking?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ช Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a mystery awaits, Guess who's knocking, before it's too late! ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐๐ช
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What did the snowman order at Wendyโsยฎ?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What icy treat did Frosty ๐ฅถ choose at Wendyโsยฎ?
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What did the squirrel give for Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฟ๏ธ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? ๐ฐ๐"
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Why did the robber take a shower?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฟWhy did the ๐ฆนโโ๏ธrobber take a shower?๐ค To wash away his ๐ฃfootprints, leaving no ๐clues behind!๐๐
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What did the circle say to the triangle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's your point, you acute little angle? ๐คฃ
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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐-wearing teacher shine brighter than the ๐? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! ๐๐ฉโ๐ซ
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What has an eye, but cannot see?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! From day to night, my vision's a blur, Guess who I am, with no sight to refer?
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Get Your Giggle On: 10 Jokes to Brighten Any Moment
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle your funny bone with these hilarious jokes guaranteed to brighten your day! Get ready to giggle till it hurts!
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Why did the book join the police force?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Why did the book join the police force? ๐ Because it wanted to catch all the "punctuation criminals" behind bars! ๐โ๏ธ๐
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What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐น Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! ๐ฌ
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