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eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 3 - AckySHINE
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a world of monsters and mishaps, ๐งโโ๏ธ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh who, did he ask to smooch his ouchies and make him giggle again? ๐
What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ค When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and โจshineโจ like a ๐ซstar๐ซ! Show her your ๐ง genius๐ง and prove her wrong. Who knows, she might end up rolling her eyes at her own mistake! ๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆI gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's โจsunnyโ๏ธ, I complain and utter. Rainy days, oh how I can't resist, For this turkey, it's a dream, like ๐turkey paradise!๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms and brews potions? ๐๐ฎ It's a witch's ultimate passion! Can you guess?
What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ At Thanksgiving, guess what's as essential as the turkey? ๐ค This riddle's a hoot, so listen closely, buddy! ๐ฆ What key is it that'll unlock the feast, you see? ๐ฝ๏ธ It's not your front door key, but something yummy! ๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ๐๏ธAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to โ๏ธ find a tropical paradise for some well-deserved R&R! Can you guess where? ๐ด๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! ๐คข๐ฉSo put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? ๐บ๐
Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
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Updated at: 2025-01-31 21:10:40 (4 months ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig ๐ฆโจ, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather โ๏ธ๐ง๏ธ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are there fences around cemeteries? ๐ค Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! ๐ป To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! ๐๐ป๐ But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ In the land of ice and snow, a riddle I shall throw! โ๏ธ Tell me, dear folks, in a jolly show, ๐ค How do you snatch a polar bear, you know? ๐ป๐ฃ Cleverness and laughter will make it clear, ๐ So put on your thinking caps, my dear! ๐งขโจ