eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 4 - AckySHINE
Whatβs a batβs favorite pastime?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ What's a bat's favorite pastime? π€ Hint: It's not just hanging around! ππΎβ¨
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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:29 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯ Which day does the potato dread? π€ It's the one where it's mashed and spread! π±π₯
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Hilarity Unleashed: 10 Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Laugh out loud with our side-splitting selection of jokes! Get ready to unleash the hilarity and tickle your funny bone like never before!
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What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? π Hint: There's a π½-ucopia of these!
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Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
Updated at: 2025-01-31 21:10:40 (9 months ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather βοΈπ§οΈ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? πΎ
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»Where does a ghost feel most alive?π°
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What do you give a sick lemon?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ€ What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... π€ This riddle will entertain! ππ
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Why didnβt the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? π€π The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! π Stay tuned for the punchline! ππ₯
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Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did everyone want the π΅ teacher on their βΎ team? Because he always hit the right note and made their opponents sing the blues! πΆπ
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it scarefully clean! ππ§΄
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What did the hamburger name her daughter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ§ What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist... Patty! ππ
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What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? π A hilarious riddle! π€ Can you spot the difference? π Remember, laughter is the best graduation gift! π
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Whatβs bigger than an elephant, but doesnβt weigh anything?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππͺοΈ What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? It's a πdream! It can take you to incredible places without adding a single pound to the scale! So, close your eyes, let your imagination run wild, and embark on a weightless adventure! Can you crack this weightless puzzle? π€β¨
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What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆββοΈWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! π€β¨
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" π asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I bet it's something boo-nanas!" ππ
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What kind of murderer has fiber?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅οΈββοΈ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises! ππ
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? π€ His days were numbered! πππ΅
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Why do eggs hate jokes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do eggs hate jokes? π₯π€ Because they always crack up! ππ³
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Where do books hide when theyβre scared?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a π. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π cross the π£οΈ? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! ππ
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What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasnβt feeling well?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the horse need a doctor? π΄π·
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Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the girl put π on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! π€π
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? π± Because 7 ate 9! ππ½οΈ
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Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
Updated at: 2025-02-13 19:52:53 (9 months ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWho's the πΆgrooviestπΆ monster to πdanceπ with? They've got moves like πΊJagger, and a πrhythm that's π₯hotterπ₯ than a π₯dragonπ₯! Can you crack this π»mysteriousπ» riddle? π€π
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What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! βοΈπ½οΈ
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What has two legs but canβt walk?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦΅π¦΅What has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ππ¦π¦
Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! π€’π©So put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? πΊπ
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What does a skeleton order for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πππ What does a π order for dinner?
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What do you have in December that you donβt have in any other month?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In December, I sparkle and glow β¨ But in other months, it's a no-show! π
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Whatβs a catβs favorite nursery rhyme?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π±Purr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "πΆHey diddle diddle, the π and the π I'd rather chase mice, it's my true love!"πΆ
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What smells the best at Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ What aroma tickles your π at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your π and your tummy rumble! Can you guess? π¦π¨
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What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What do you call a worm with no teeth? π€ This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! ππ
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