Why did the dog keep tripping?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the πΆ keep tripping? It's a π€pawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a πΆββοΈruff time finding its πΎbalance!
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What is a math teacherβs favorite type of dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ© Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of π±πͺ! π€£
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Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! π To a place not so cozy, I fear. πͺοΈ With her broomstick in hand, she'd better beware, π§Ή Off to a spot where things fly through the air! π¨
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How does the Easter Bunny travel?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:33 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π°Hopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sunny! This riddle is here to make you laugh with glee, Guess, how does the Easter Bunny travel, can't you see? π₯
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What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π At Thanksgiving, guess what's as essential as the turkey? π€ This riddle's a hoot, so listen closely, buddy! π¦ What key is it that'll unlock the feast, you see? π½οΈ It's not your front door key, but something yummy! π
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Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are elephants such bad dancers? ππ They always have trouble finding the right "trunks" moves! π
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Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, π π½ Kids in NYC learn multiplication, it's true! π§ π But where, you ask, is this magical place? π€ π Where numbers and laughter embrace? π π½ Here's a clue, my friend, it'll make you smile π π It's where yellow school buses roam each mile! π π So tell me, dear friend, can you solve the equation? ββοΈβ π‘ Where do NYC kids learn multiplication? π€ Think hard, my friend, and don't be shy! π€ The answer's awaiting, as time goes by! βοΈ So put on your thinking cap and let's go! π© Where do NYC kids multiply and grow? π
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What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? π€ The tide of knowledge! ππ
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it scarefully clean! ππ§΄
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How do you catch a polar bear?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π In the land of ice and snow, a riddle I shall throw! βοΈ Tell me, dear folks, in a jolly show, π€ How do you snatch a polar bear, you know? π»π£ Cleverness and laughter will make it clear, π So put on your thinking caps, my dear! π§’β¨
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Why are fish so smart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do fish π love to swim in schools? π« Because they know it's fintelligent! ππ
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do π put sunscreen before beach? π They don't want to peel! ππ
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Where do books hide when theyβre scared?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a π. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.
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What did the carrot say to the mushroom?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? π: I'm a "Fun Guy"! Can't choose just one! πΆ #VeggieJokes
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Why donβt ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? π¦βοΈ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! ππ€£
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What has two legs but canβt walk?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦΅π¦΅What has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ππ¦π¦
Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! π€’π©So put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? πΊπ
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Why do eggs hate jokes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do eggs hate jokes? π₯π€ Because they always crack up! ππ³
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Whatβs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? π It's got letters that jingle, while the regular alphabet just sings! π
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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈππ What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic! ππ§ββοΈπ
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Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You in Stitches
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You Rolling on the Floor Laughing, Clutching Your Sides, and Begging for Mercy!
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Which is faster, heat or cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯ "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? π€ Prepare to be bamboozled! π" βοΈ
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§πΌπ€π« Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? π€π§ββοΈπ Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! ππ Can you guess why?
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What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? π Hint: There's a π½-ucopia of these!
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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? πΎ
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π cross the π£οΈ? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny bone friend? π€π
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! πΆββοΈπ
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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? π΄ββ οΈ Because he was standing on the deck! ποΈ Yo-ho-ho, no poker for him! π
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How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π° To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the π© & conjure a carrot-scented β¨ or hypnotize it with a π°οΈ. Don't worry, no π were harmed in the making of this riddle! So, ready to solve this hare-raising mystery? π
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Whatβs a rabbitβs favorite kind of music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππΆ Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! πΆ What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! π°π΅
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How did the hairdresser win the race?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πββοΈWhy did the hairdresser win the race? Because she always had a πcutting edgeπ and a π¨blow-dryer boost! No wonder she left the competition πββοΈ in the dust!πͺοΈ Can you unravel her secret? π€
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What did one eye say to the other?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? π"ποΈ
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How long should an elephantβs legs be?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π How long should an elephantβs legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! π
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