eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 4 - AckySHINE
Hilarity Unleashed: 10 Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Laugh out loud with our side-splitting selection of jokes! Get ready to unleash the hilarity and tickle your funny bone like never before!
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What did the snowman order at Wendyโsยฎ?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What icy treat did Frosty ๐ฅถ choose at Wendyโsยฎ?
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Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You in Stitches
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You Rolling on the Floor Laughing, Clutching Your Sides, and Begging for Mercy!
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Why was the turkey arrested?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. ๐ "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" ๐๏ธ #FowlPlay
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Why canโt skeletons play music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why can't skeletons play music? ๐ถ๐ Because they have no organs! ๐บ๐ธ๐น
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Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! ๐ To a place not so cozy, I fear. ๐ช๏ธ With her broomstick in hand, she'd better beware, ๐งน Off to a spot where things fly through the air! ๐จ
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What do a car and an elephant have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐โ๐ What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Where do baby pens spend their day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ Where do baby pens spend their day? ๐ค They have a "write" of passage to the ๐ซ Pen-dergarten! ๐ผโ๏ธ
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Where does the witch park her vehicle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Where does the witch park her broomstick? ๐ Flying is fun, but she needs a rest too! ๐๐งน
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Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!
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Whatโs a cannibalโs favorite sport?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ค What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. ๐๐ฆท
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ท What do you call a pig that does karate? ๐ฅ He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! ๐ฝ๐ฅ Can you guess his name?
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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:29 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ Which day does the potato dread? ๐ค It's the one where it's mashed and spread! ๐ฑ๐ฅ
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐
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Jokes for All Occasions: 10 Hilarious Gems for Every Mood
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Laughing Is Always In Fashion: 10 Gems To Tickle Your Funny Bone in Every Mood!
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really getting to the core of the problem!" ๐ณ
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Where do pencils go for vacation?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ๐๏ธAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to โ๏ธ find a tropical paradise for some well-deserved R&R! Can you guess where? ๐ด๐
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Why couldnโt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! ๐๏ธ๐ธ
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What type of diet did the snowman go on?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅโ๏ธ, ๐โ๏ธ, ๐ฅฆโ๏ธ! What type of โ๏ธ๐ went on?
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Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ถ Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh dear, who's to blame when things go awry? ๐ค #WhosWrongHere
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What is a math teacherโs favorite type of dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ฉ Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of ๐ฑ๐ช! ๐คฃ
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Whereโs a wallโs favorite place to meet his friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งฑWhere's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?๐งฑ Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! ๐๐ฐ
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? ๐
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What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What playfully tumbles in winter, โ๏ธ yet never cries "Ouch!"?
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What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In the classroom chaos, when laces knotted like a boss, students went ๐ "Challenge accepted! Let's dance the tango!"
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What dies but never lives?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I come and go, yet never thrive, ๐น Like a plant, but no roots survive. ๐ฑ Among the living, I'm the odd one out, ๐ Guess what dies but never shouts? ๐ค๐
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Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! ๐
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with? โ๏ธ๐งน It's not soap or water, that's just sly! ๐ซ๐งผ His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! ๐กโจ A magical tool that sparkles at night! ๐ชโจ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! ๐ But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! ๐ค๐
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What did one eye say to the other?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? ๐"๐๏ธ
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What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆI gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's โจsunnyโ๏ธ, I complain and utter. Rainy days, oh how I can't resist, For this turkey, it's a dream, like ๐turkey paradise!๐
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do ๐ have sticky hair? It's their secret weapon ๐ท๏ธ to keep honey thieves ๐ฏ stuck in a sweet trap. ๐๐คฃ
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