eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 4 - AckySHINE
Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle Your Funny Bone: 10 Hilarious Jokes to Keep Your Spirits High and Your Belly Aching!
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Why do eggs hate jokes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do eggs hate jokes? π₯π€ Because they always crack up! ππ³
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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? πΎ
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What was the bankerβs favorite player on the football team?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What player made the banker say π°π?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππWhat's a π doing in a π booth? This π€elephant's got a ππ€³ appointment! π€£π
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Why did the pony get detention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π¦ get detention? π€ It couldn't resist horsing around! ππ
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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? π Because you don't want to press your luck! πβ¨
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! πΆββοΈπ
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Whatβs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? π It's got letters that jingle, while the regular alphabet just sings! π
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Why didnβt the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? π€π The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! π Stay tuned for the punchline! ππ₯
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Why was the clown crying?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€‘Why was the clown crying? π Because he couldn't π« find the π€‘punchline! ππ₯³
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Which Budgie owns the cage?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦Birds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the crew! One's red, one's blue, one's green, oh my! Tell me, dear friend, which budgie's cage is nigh? π€
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Whatβs a tornadoβs favorite game to play?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πͺοΈWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! π―
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with? βοΈπ§Ή It's not soap or water, that's just sly! π«π§Ό His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! π‘β¨ A magical tool that sparkles at night! πͺβ¨ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! π But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! π€π
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What does a skeleton order for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πππ What does a π order for dinner?
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Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did π₯¬ beat π₯ in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggie riddle together! π
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!" ποΈ
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do π put sunscreen before beach? π They don't want to peel! ππ
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Which monster is the best dance partner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWho's the πΆgrooviestπΆ monster to πdanceπ with? They've got moves like πΊJagger, and a πrhythm that's π₯hotterπ₯ than a π₯dragonπ₯! Can you crack this π»mysteriousπ» riddle? π€π
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Why are fish so smart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do fish π love to swim in schools? π« Because they know it's fintelligent! ππ
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Where can you always find a peacock?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, my friend, for the answer can be found. π¦
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Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Tick-tock, don't be blind! π€ Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? π A riddle that'll blow your mind! π§ π₯ No time to waste, let's find! π΅οΈββοΈπ
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What is a math teacherβs favorite type of dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ© Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of π±πͺ! π€£
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What did the hamburger name her daughter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ§ What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist... Patty! ππ
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What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΉ Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! π¬
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Whatβs a spiderβs favorite thing to do on a computer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π·οΈπΈοΈ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keyboard, with glee and grace, what's a spider's favorite digital chase? π±οΈπ·οΈ
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What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the owl say to his sweetheart? π¦π Hoo's the luckiest bird in the forest? Owl bet it's us!
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How do monsters tell their fortunes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΉ What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? π§ββοΈ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on πpumpkin seeds to predict their fate!
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? π€ His days were numbered! πππ΅
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Whatβs a math teacherβs favorite tool?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! ππ
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»βοΈπ¦: Where do polar bears keep their money? π€π°
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Whereβs a wallβs favorite place to meet his friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§±Where's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?𧱠Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! ππ°
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