eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 4 - AckySHINE
What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦖🗣️ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where the fun's at! 🤔💡
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
💌 Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? 😉
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What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧙♀️ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms and brews potions? 🎓🔮 It's a witch's ultimate passion! Can you guess?
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What type of diet did the snowman go on?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🥕☃️, 🍆☃️, 🥦☃️! What type of ❄️👃 went on?
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Why did the book join the police force?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
📚 Why did the book join the police force? 🚓 Because it wanted to catch all the "punctuation criminals" behind bars! 🔍✍️😄
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What did the carrot say to the mushroom?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🥕: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? 🍄: I'm a "Fun Guy"! Can't choose just one! 🎶 #VeggieJokes
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What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐛 What do you call a worm with no teeth? 🤔 This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! 😄🍭
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧒🏼🤔🏫 Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? 🤔🧗♂️📚 Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! 🌟😂 Can you guess why?
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What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🔑 At Thanksgiving, guess what's as essential as the turkey? 🤔 This riddle's a hoot, so listen closely, buddy! 🦉 What key is it that'll unlock the feast, you see? 🍽️ It's not your front door key, but something yummy! 😋
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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧛♂️🍎📚 What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic! 😄🧛♀️🎉
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What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
💘 "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" 🐘💌
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Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍦 Where can you learn to make ice cream? 🍨 This place is cool, like a dream! It's not at a school or a gym, But it's sprinkled with sweetness, not slim. With cones and toppings, so extreme, Guess this frosty spot, it's a scream! 🏰🧊
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What do you call a left-handed dog?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call a left-handed dog? 🐾😄
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Which monster is the best dance partner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎭Who's the 🎶grooviest🎶 monster to 💃dance💃 with? They've got moves like 🕺Jagger, and a 💃rhythm that's 🔥hotter🔥 than a 🔥dragon🔥! Can you crack this 👻mysterious👻 riddle? 🤔😉
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What kind of murderer has fiber?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🕵️♀️ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises! 🔎😂
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What’s the smartest insect around?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐝 What’s the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? 🤔🌟
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Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤔 What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? 🍌🍵 Can you crack their secret code? 😄 Their love for fruit infusions is a Marx of distinction! 🍎🍓☕️
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Why can’t skeletons play music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why can't skeletons play music? 🎶💀 Because they have no organs! 🎺🎸🎹
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What makes a skeleton laugh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦴 What tickles a skeleton’s funny bone? 🤣
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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐶 This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? 🐾
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What dies but never lives?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I come and go, yet never thrive, 🌹 Like a plant, but no roots survive. 🌱 Among the living, I'm the odd one out, 😂 Guess what dies but never shouts? 🤔💀
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What’s black and white over and over again?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐼 I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! 🕺 🦓 With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! 🦓 ⚪️⚫️ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, ⚫️⚪️ 🌑🌕 Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! 🎹😄
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What do a car and an elephant have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🚗❓🐘 What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! 🥜🤣
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Why was the computer cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the computer cold? 🤔❄️
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What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦇 What's a bat's favorite pastime? 🤔 Hint: It's not just hanging around! 😉🎾✨
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What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👻 What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? 🍨 A sp👻🍦ctacularly chilling dessert awaits! Can you guess?
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What do elves learn in school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧝♀️In their magical school, elves find delight, Learning spells that sparkle oh-so bright! From potions to tricks, and mischief galore, Guess what they study? You'll want to explore!🎓✨
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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle Your Funny Bone: 10 Hilarious Jokes to Keep Your Spirits High and Your Belly Aching!
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What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦃I gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's ✨sunny☀️, I complain and utter. Rainy days, oh how I can't resist, For this turkey, it's a dream, like 🎉turkey paradise!🍗
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Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the 👻 see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! 👪😂
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Hilarity Unleashed: 10 Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Laugh out loud with our side-splitting selection of jokes! Get ready to unleash the hilarity and tickle your funny bone like never before!
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What lights up a stadium?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! 🔆 What am I, making a stadium's night show?
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