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eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 4 - AckySHINE
Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧛♂️ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures 🦉 flock to me? Is it because I'm a 💉sucker for attention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐱What dessert makes a kitten PURR with delight? 🍨It's sweet, creamy, and oh-so-bright! Can you guess, without any stress? 😺This riddle will surely keep you impressed!
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧛♀️🧛♂️ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? 😱 Just say "Fangs for the memories!" and offer some sunblock. 🧴🌞 Now, can you crack this mystery? 😉🔍
What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐘🌪️ What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? It's a 🌈dream! It can take you to incredible places without adding a single pound to the scale! So, close your eyes, let your imagination run wild, and embark on a weightless adventure! Can you crack this weightless puzzle? 🤔✨
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are there fences around cemeteries? 🤔 Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! 👻 To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! 💃🏻🎉 But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! 🧟♂️💀
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🕵️♀️ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a 🎓 with no 👐, no 🦵, and no 👥? I bet they've mastered the art of ✏️ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? 😉"
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🚶♂️When you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! 🤔✨
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐟What swims in the sea, but can't see? 🤔 This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! 😂 Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! 🌊😉
What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🕷️🕸️ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keyboard, with glee and grace, what's a spider's favorite digital chase? 🖱️🕷️
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍦 Where can you learn to make ice cream? 🍨 This place is cool, like a dream! It's not at a school or a gym, But it's sprinkled with sweetness, not slim. With cones and toppings, so extreme, Guess this frosty spot, it's a scream! 🏰🧊
What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎢 What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At the amusement park, it's quite clear, A ride that brings a top utmost cheer! 🎠
