eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 5 - AckySHINE
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ I'm a fruity delight, ๐ค ๐ But not made for your feet! ๐ Guess what I'm called? ๐๐
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What was born to succeed?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Born from stars, I'm destined to lead, With luck and charm, I always succeed! Gaze up high, and you'll see me shine, Guess what I am, it's riddle time! ๐คโจ
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Whatโs a spiderโs favorite thing to do on a computer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ท๏ธ๐ธ๏ธ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keyboard, with glee and grace, what's a spider's favorite digital chase? ๐ฑ๏ธ๐ท๏ธ
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Where do polar bears vote?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are polar bears always undecided? ๐ปโ๏ธ They can't decide where to vote! ๐ณ๏ธ๐
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What has four wheels and flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ + ๐ชฐ = ?
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What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In the classroom chaos, when laces knotted like a boss, students went ๐ "Challenge accepted! Let's dance the tango!"
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What kind of table can you have for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝ๏ธ What kind of table can you have for dinner? ๐คโ It's not just any table... it's a table with a ๐! Guess the answer, if you're able! ๐โจ
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Whereโs a wallโs favorite place to meet his friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งฑWhere's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?๐งฑ Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! ๐๐ฐ
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with? โ๏ธ๐งน It's not soap or water, that's just sly! ๐ซ๐งผ His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! ๐กโจ A magical tool that sparkles at night! ๐ชโจ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! ๐ But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! ๐ค๐
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What did the spoon say to the knife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! ๐ด๐
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐
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What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฒ+๐= โWhat do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? ๐ค Nature's spiky, fruity puzzle! ๐๐ณ
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What do birds do on Halloween?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ฆ On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can you guess what they do? ๐๏ธ
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Why was the math book always worried?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the math book always worried? ๐โ๐ข๐ค
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What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:26 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! โ๏ธ๐
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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! ๐คโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Why couldnโt the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the ๐ฆ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ๐๐
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What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ถโโ๏ธWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! ๐คโจ
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Why didnโt the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? ๐ค๐ The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! ๐ Stay tuned for the punchline! ๐๐ฅ
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ท What do you call a pig that does karate? ๐ฅ He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! ๐ฝ๐ฅ Can you guess his name?
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Why donโt ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? ๐ฆโ๏ธ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! ๐๐คฃ
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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered mystery and find out! ๐ค
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How does the Easter Bunny travel?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:33 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฐHopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sunny! This riddle is here to make you laugh with glee, Guess, how does the Easter Bunny travel, can't you see? ๐ฅ
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What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it!"? ๐
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What lights up a stadium?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! ๐ What am I, making a stadium's night show?
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What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really getting to the core of the problem!" ๐ณ
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Chuckle Fest: 10 Jokes That Guarantee a Good Time
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Chuckle Fest: 10 Jokes That Guarantee a Good Time - Prepare for Rib-Tickling Hilarity!
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What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What do you call a worm with no teeth? ๐ค This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! ๐๐ญ
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What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms and brews potions? ๐๐ฎ It's a witch's ultimate passion! Can you guess?
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Why was the computer cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the computer cold? ๐คโ๏ธ
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Whatโs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ๐ฃ๏ธ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where the fun's at! ๐ค๐ก
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What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the owl say to his sweetheart? ๐ฆ๐ Hoo's the luckiest bird in the forest? Owl bet it's us!
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