Why was the turkey arrested?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦃 "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. 🚓 "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" 🕊️ #FowlPlay
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Where do baby pens spend their day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🖊️ Where do baby pens spend their day? 🤔 They have a "write" of passage to the 🏫 Pen-dergarten! 🍼✏️
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Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You in Stitches
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You Rolling on the Floor Laughing, Clutching Your Sides, and Begging for Mercy!
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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:29 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🥔 Which day does the potato dread? 🤔 It's the one where it's mashed and spread! 😱🥔
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What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦃I gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's ✨sunny☀️, I complain and utter. Rainy days, oh how I can't resist, For this turkey, it's a dream, like 🎉turkey paradise!🍗
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧒🏼🤔🏫 Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? 🤔🧗♂️📚 Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! 🌟😂 Can you guess why?
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What has an eye, but cannot see?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👀 I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! From day to night, my vision's a blur, Guess who I am, with no sight to refer?
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Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are elephants such bad dancers? 🐘💃 They always have trouble finding the right "trunks" moves! 😄
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What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦃 When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? 🏆 Hint: There's a 🌽-ucopia of these!
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What did the circle say to the triangle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's your point, you acute little angle? 🤣
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What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
📏 What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! 📐😄
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What kind of music do mummies like best?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎵What kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and explore! 🎶
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Which bus crossed the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌊🚌 The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which could it be? 🌊🌍
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What did the teacher do at the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌊 What did the teacher do at the beach? 🏖️ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! 🐳✨
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
💌 Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? 😉
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