What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:29 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🥔 Which day does the potato dread? 🤔 It's the one where it's mashed and spread! 😱🥔
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Where do ghosts go for a swim?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👻Where do ghosts go for a swim?🌊 In a 👻ghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! 😎👻
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What did the snowman have for breakfast?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are there fences around cemeteries? 🤔 Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! 👻 To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! 💃🏻🎉 But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! 🧟♂️💀
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What did the spoon say to the knife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🥄: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! 🍴😉
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
💌 Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? 😉
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Why did the pony get detention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the 🦄 get detention? 🤔 It couldn't resist horsing around! 🐎😄
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🗓️ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? 🤔 His days were numbered! 😂📆😵
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Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are elephants such bad dancers? 🐘💃 They always have trouble finding the right "trunks" moves! 😄
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Why did the robber take a shower?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🚿Why did the 🦹♂️robber take a shower?🤔 To wash away his 👣footprints, leaving no 😎clues behind!🔍😅
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What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! ☕️🍽️
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Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤔 What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? 🍌🍵 Can you crack their secret code? 😄 Their love for fruit infusions is a Marx of distinction! 🍎🍓☕️
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What kind of music do mummies like best?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎵What kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and explore! 🎶
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What kind of murderer has fiber?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🕵️♀️ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises! 🔎😂
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Why was Santa’s helper sad?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was Santa's helper sad? 🎅🏻🧝♂️ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jingle! 🤷♂️😢🔍
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