eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👁️ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! 👀😂
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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐿️ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? 🌰💌"
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Which flower talks the most?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight 🌼 Which flower loves to chat, from morning till night? 🌸💬 With petals as lips, it never misses a chance 🌺😄 To gossip and giggle, this bloom loves to dance! 💃🌻
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What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐇🎶 Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! 🎶 What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! 🐰🎵
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What do witches order at hotels?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧙♀️At hotels, what do witches order?🔮 Their requests may leave you in laughter! 😂 With cauldrons bubbling, and brooms in tow, Their order will make the staff say, "Whoa!" 🪄🧹
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What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦇 What's a bat's favorite pastime? 🤔 Hint: It's not just hanging around! 😉🎾✨
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What do you call a left-handed dog?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call a left-handed dog? 🐾😄
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What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👻 What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? 🍨 A sp👻🍦ctacularly chilling dessert awaits! Can you guess?
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What do birds do on Halloween?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎃🦆 On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can you guess what they do? 🕊️
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do 🐝 have sticky hair? It's their secret weapon 🕷️ to keep honey thieves 🍯 stuck in a sweet trap. 🙈🤣
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Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎺🥶 What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen 🎺? A frosty tune? An icy jam? Solve this frosty riddle and you'll know, fam! ❄️🕵️♂️
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What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌲+🍏= ❓What do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? 🤔 Nature's spiky, fruity puzzle! 🍍🌳
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What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎄 What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? 🌟 It's got letters that jingle, while the regular alphabet just sings! 🎅🎁
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What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the monster ask his sweetheart? 🤔👹❤️
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What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🔑 At Thanksgiving, guess what's as essential as the turkey? 🤔 This riddle's a hoot, so listen closely, buddy! 🦉 What key is it that'll unlock the feast, you see? 🍽️ It's not your front door key, but something yummy! 😋
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What did the snowman have for breakfast?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Why can’t skeletons play music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why can't skeletons play music? 🎶💀 Because they have no organs! 🎺🎸🎹
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How does the Easter Bunny travel?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:33 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐰Hopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sunny! This riddle is here to make you laugh with glee, Guess, how does the Easter Bunny travel, can't you see? 🥚
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Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐴 Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? 🤔 Excerpt: "In the horsey land of munchy delights, this cheeky equine reveals his appetite's might! With teeth a-chompin' and lips curled wide, his reason for open chewing you must confide! 🤭"
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Why are fish so smart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do fish 🐠 love to swim in schools? 🏫 Because they know it's fintelligent! 🐟😄
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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? 🦃
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🗓️ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? 🤔 His days were numbered! 😂📆😵
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What’s the smartest insect around?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐝 What’s the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? 🤔🌟
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What kind of music do mummies like best?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎵What kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and explore! 🎶
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What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🚶♂️When you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! 🤔✨
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Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a world of monsters and mishaps, 🧟♂️ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh who, did he ask to smooch his ouchies and make him giggle again? 🙊
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What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐛 What do you call a worm with no teeth? 🤔 This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! 😄🍭
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Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig 🐦✨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather ☀️🌧️, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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Why did the robber take a shower?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🚿Why did the 🦹♂️robber take a shower?🤔 To wash away his 👣footprints, leaving no 😎clues behind!🔍😅
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Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🕒 Tick-tock, don't be blind! 🤔 Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? 😂 A riddle that'll blow your mind! 🧠💥 No time to waste, let's find! 🕵️♀️🔎
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Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? 👣 Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks! 😉🤔
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What did the spoon say to the knife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🥄: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! 🍴😉
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