eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather βοΈπ§οΈ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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What do you call a left-handed dog?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call a left-handed dog? πΎπ
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What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅ "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" π΅
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Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are elephants such bad dancers? ππ They always have trouble finding the right "trunks" moves! π
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Why didnβt Dracula have any friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures π¦ flock to me? Is it because I'm a πsucker for attention?
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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? πΎ
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Where do pencils go for vacation?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈποΈAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to βοΈ find a tropical paradise for some well-deserved R&R! Can you guess where? π΄π
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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π I'm a fruity delight, π€ π But not made for your feet! π Guess what I'm called? ππ
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Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? π΄ββοΈπ€ It was just two-tired! π
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Why was the clown crying?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€‘Why was the clown crying? π Because he couldn't π« find the π€‘punchline! ππ₯³
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What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" π₯
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π· What do you call a pig that does karate? π₯ He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! π½π₯ Can you guess his name?
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Why couldnβt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? π΄ββ οΈ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! ποΈπΈ
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What do you do if youβre a fan of Draculaβs?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈπ§ββοΈ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? π± Just say "Fangs for the memories!" and offer some sunblock. π§΄π Now, can you crack this mystery? ππ
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What is Draculaβs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm π§‘ing it!"? π
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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π-wearing teacher shine brighter than the π? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! ππ©βπ«
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What did the hamburger name her daughter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ§ What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist... Patty! ππ
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Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did everyone want the π΅ teacher on their βΎ team? Because he always hit the right note and made their opponents sing the blues! πΆπ
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What did the circle say to the triangle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's your point, you acute little angle? π€£
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Why couldnβt the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the π¦ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ππ
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Why canβt the elephant use the computer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phaintastic riddle! ππ₯οΈ Can you guess why the elephant can't use the computer? π€
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π cross the π£οΈ? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! ππ
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How do monsters tell their fortunes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΉ What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? π§ββοΈ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on πpumpkin seeds to predict their fate!
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What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? π€ The tide of knowledge! ππ
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys π€ ride horses? It's like dating! π΄πΉ They're tired of wrangling cows π And need a wild ride instead! π€ͺπ
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What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In the classroom chaos, when laces knotted like a boss, students went π "Challenge accepted! Let's dance the tango!"
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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? π Because you don't want to press your luck! πβ¨
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Why was the turkey arrested?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. π "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" ποΈ #FowlPlay
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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:29 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯ Which day does the potato dread? π€ It's the one where it's mashed and spread! π±π₯
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Whatβs a rabbitβs favorite kind of music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππΆ Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! πΆ What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! π°π΅
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Why did the book join the police force?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Why did the book join the police force? π Because it wanted to catch all the "punctuation criminals" behind bars! πβοΈπ
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What kind of murderer has fiber?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅οΈββοΈ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises! ππ
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