Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘 How long should an elephant’s legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! 🙃

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐍 Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! 🐍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the girl put 💄 on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! 🤔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐢 When his turtle died, the boy's face turned 😮, his tears flowed like a 💦, and he sadly whispered, "Guess I'll have to join the 🐢 race now!" 🏁

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 + 🪰 = ?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊🚌 The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which could it be? 🌊🌍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚪 Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a mystery awaits, Guess who's knocking, before it's too late! 🕵️‍♂️😄🚪

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐇🎶 Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! 🎶 What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! 🐰🎵

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What do you call two birds in love? 😍🐦

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

💘 "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" 🐘💌

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

"What's shakin', 🧲? I'm stickin' around!" 😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight 🌼 Which flower loves to chat, from morning till night? 🌸💬 With petals as lips, it never misses a chance 🌺😄 To gossip and giggle, this bloom loves to dance! 💃🌻

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦷 When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍔👧 What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist... Patty! 🍔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃I gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's ✨sunny☀️, I complain and utter. Rainy days, oh how I can't resist, For this turkey, it's a dream, like 🎉turkey paradise!🍗

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🕷️🕸️ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keyboard, with glee and grace, what's a spider's favorite digital chase? 🖱️🕷️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What did the monster ask his sweetheart? 🤔👹❤️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔 When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and ✨shine✨ like a 💫star💫! Show her your 🧠genius🧠 and prove her wrong. Who knows, she might end up rolling her eyes at her own mistake! 😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐝 What’s the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? 🤔🌟

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📚 "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a 🙊. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🛒 What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? 🎓 A hilarious riddle! 🤔 Can you spot the difference? 😄 Remember, laughter is the best graduation gift! 🎉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♂️❄️ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! 🤔❄️🧛‍♂️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What do you call a left-handed dog? 🐾😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why are there fences around cemeteries? 🤔 Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! 👻 To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! 💃🏻🎉 But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! 🧟‍♂️💀

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧙‍♀️ Where does the witch park her broomstick? 🚗 Flying is fun, but she needs a rest too! 😄🧹

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📏 What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! 📐😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍞 "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ingredient to keep you rising with love?" 🥖

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:31 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! 💕

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the horse need a doctor? 🐴😷

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do fish 🐠 love to swim in schools? 🏫 Because they know it's fintelligent! 🐟😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What icy treat did Frosty 🥶 choose at Wendy’s®?