eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
Why was the math book always worried?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the math book always worried? ๐โ๐ข๐ค
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ท What do you call a pig that does karate? ๐ฅ He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! ๐ฝ๐ฅ Can you guess his name?
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Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ป What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? ๐จ A sp๐ป๐ฆctacularly chilling dessert awaits! Can you guess?
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What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? ๐ค The tide of knowledge! ๐๐
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What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ญ "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! ๐ง๐"
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What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it!"? ๐
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Whatโs a ghostโs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ป "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" ๐ asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I bet it's something boo-nanas!" ๐๐
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What kind of table can you have for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝ๏ธ What kind of table can you have for dinner? ๐คโ It's not just any table... it's a table with a ๐! Guess the answer, if you're able! ๐โจ
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What do witches order at hotels?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธAt hotels, what do witches order?๐ฎ Their requests may leave you in laughter! ๐ With cauldrons bubbling, and brooms in tow, Their order will make the staff say, "Whoa!" ๐ช๐งน
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐ cross the ๐ฃ๏ธ? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny bone friend? ๐ค๐
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What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What do you call a worm with no teeth? ๐ค This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! ๐๐ญ
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Why do eggs hate jokes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do eggs hate jokes? ๐ฅ๐ค Because they always crack up! ๐๐ณ
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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐-wearing teacher shine brighter than the ๐? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! ๐๐ฉโ๐ซ
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Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are elephants such bad dancers? ๐๐ They always have trouble finding the right "trunks" moves! ๐
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Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! ๐
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Where do cows go on the weekend?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? ๐ They go to the ๐ฆ pasture, of course! It's their udderly favorite spot! ๐๐ฎ
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What did the duck say to the clown?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? ๐คก๐
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How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ป What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a ๐ฆ-licious riddle, but can you bear the sweetness of the answer? ๐๐พ
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What has an eye, but cannot see?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! From day to night, my vision's a blur, Guess who I am, with no sight to refer?
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐นWhat did the farmer ๐ give his wife ๐ฉโ๐พ for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both ๐ฅheartwarming and ๐งcheesy!
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Why did the robber take a shower?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฟWhy did the ๐ฆนโโ๏ธrobber take a shower?๐ค To wash away his ๐ฃfootprints, leaving no ๐clues behind!๐๐
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What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐น Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! ๐ฌ
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What is a math teacherโs favorite type of dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ฉ Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of ๐ฑ๐ช! ๐คฃ
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What kind of music do mummies like best?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ตWhat kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and explore! ๐ถ
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Why couldnโt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! ๐๏ธ๐ธ
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What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the monster ask his sweetheart? ๐ค๐นโค๏ธ
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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? ๐ฆ
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Where does the witch park her vehicle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Where does the witch park her broomstick? ๐ Flying is fun, but she needs a rest too! ๐๐งน
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What has four wheels and flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ + ๐ชฐ = ?
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What do you call two birds in love?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call two birds in love? ๐๐ฆ
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What did the teacher do at the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What did the teacher do at the beach? ๐๏ธ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! ๐ณโจ
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How did the boy react when his turtle died?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ข When his turtle died, the boy's face turned ๐ฎ, his tears flowed like a ๐ฆ, and he sadly whispered, "Guess I'll have to join the ๐ข race now!" ๐
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