Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚗❓🐘 What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! 🥜🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐱Purr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "🎶Hey diddle diddle, the 🌕 and the 🐄 I'd rather chase mice, it's my true love!"🎶

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📏 What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! 📐😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♂️❄️ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! 🤔❄️🧛‍♂️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘📞What's a 🐘 doing in a 📞 booth? This 🤔elephant's got a 📞🤳 appointment! 🤣🐘

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👁️"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? 😜"👁️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐶 Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh dear, who's to blame when things go awry? 🤔 #WhosWrongHere

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊🚌 The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which could it be? 🌊🌍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:38 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey 🍗 make your health sway? This riddle's tricky, so gather your might, Guess the answer, and avoid a food fight! 🤔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐼 I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! 🕺 🦓 With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! 🦓 ⚪️⚫️ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, ⚫️⚪️ 🌑🌕 Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! 🎹😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

I come and go, yet never thrive, 🌹 Like a plant, but no roots survive. 🌱 Among the living, I'm the odd one out, 😂 Guess what dies but never shouts? 🤔💀

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧙‍♀️ Where does the witch park her broomstick? 🚗 Flying is fun, but she needs a rest too! 😄🧹

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🐘 cross the 🛣️? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! 🐔😎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👑 In the kingdom of the classroom, who reigns supreme? This supply wears a crown, ruling with laughter and gleam! Can you guess who it might be? 👑

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the 🦃 eat dessert? It was already stuffed! 🍗😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was Santa's helper sad? 🎅🏻🧝‍♂️ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jingle! 🤷‍♂️😢🔍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the 🌞 and wanting a break from the chilly weather! ❄️🐦🌴

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎅 What does Santa clean his sleigh with? ❄️🧹 It's not soap or water, that's just sly! 🚫🧼 His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! 💡✨ A magical tool that sparkles at night! 🪄✨ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! 🎉 But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! 🤔🚀

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the boy run around his bed? 🏃‍♂️🛏️ To catch the sleep monsters and tickle them awake! 😴👾✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📚 Why did the book join the police force? 🚓 Because it wanted to catch all the "punctuation criminals" behind bars! 🔍✍️😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐍 Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! 🐍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐱What dessert makes a kitten PURR with delight? 🍨It's sweet, creamy, and oh-so-bright! Can you guess, without any stress? 😺This riddle will surely keep you impressed!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐻❄️🏦: Where do polar bears keep their money? 🤔💰

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? 🐴😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the 👻 see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! 👪😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What do you call a left-handed dog? 🐾😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👻Where do ghosts go for a swim?🌊 In a 👻ghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! 😎👻

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍦 Where can you learn to make ice cream? 🍨 This place is cool, like a dream! It's not at a school or a gym, But it's sprinkled with sweetness, not slim. With cones and toppings, so extreme, Guess this frosty spot, it's a scream! 🏰🧊

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐦Birds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the crew! One's red, one's blue, one's green, oh my! Tell me, dear friend, which budgie's cage is nigh? 🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👹 What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? 🧙‍♂️ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on 🎃pumpkin seeds to predict their fate!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? 🚴‍♂️💤 It was just two-tired! 😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? 🏰👑💂‍♂️ Hints I'll give, but no spoilers darlin', solving this riddle will keep your mind charmin'! 🧩😄