eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
Whatโs a batโs favorite pastime?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ What's a bat's favorite pastime? ๐ค Hint: It's not just hanging around! ๐๐พโจ
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What has four wheels and flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ + ๐ชฐ = ?
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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ I'm a fruity delight, ๐ค ๐ But not made for your feet! ๐ Guess what I'm called? ๐๐
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ป What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it scarefully clean! ๐๐งด
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What is a math teacherโs favorite type of dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ฉ Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of ๐ฑ๐ช! ๐คฃ
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Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the girl put ๐ on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! ๐ค๐
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What starts and ends with โeโ and only has one letter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny ๐? ๐ค
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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! ๐๐
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Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
Updated at: 2025-02-13 19:52:53 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ญWho's the ๐ถgrooviest๐ถ monster to ๐dance๐ with? They've got moves like ๐บJagger, and a ๐rhythm that's ๐ฅhotter๐ฅ than a ๐ฅdragon๐ฅ! Can you crack this ๐ปmysterious๐ป riddle? ๐ค๐
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What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐น Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! ๐ฌ
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What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the monster ask his sweetheart? ๐ค๐นโค๏ธ
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Whatโs black and white over and over again?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ผ I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! ๐บ ๐ฆ With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! ๐ฆ โช๏ธโซ๏ธ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, โซ๏ธโช๏ธ ๐๐ Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! ๐น๐
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What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฒ+๐= โWhat do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? ๐ค Nature's spiky, fruity puzzle! ๐๐ณ
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐
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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! ๐คโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ
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What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? ๐ Hint: There's a ๐ฝ-ucopia of these!
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฌ๏ธWhat's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! ๐ป๐
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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered mystery and find out! ๐ค
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What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! โ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐What's a ๐ doing in a ๐ booth? This ๐คelephant's got a ๐๐คณ appointment! ๐คฃ๐
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Where do books hide when theyโre scared?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a ๐. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.
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What do you do if youโre a fan of Draculaโs?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? ๐ฑ Just say "Fangs for the memories!" and offer some sunblock. ๐งด๐ Now, can you crack this mystery? ๐๐
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What did the hamburger name her daughter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ง What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist... Patty! ๐๐
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Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig ๐ฆโจ, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather โ๏ธ๐ง๏ธ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!
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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic! ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Where do polar bears vote?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are polar bears always undecided? ๐ปโ๏ธ They can't decide where to vote! ๐ณ๏ธ๐
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What makes a skeleton laugh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆด What tickles a skeletonโs funny bone? ๐คฃ
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Which is faster, heat or cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? ๐ค Prepare to be bamboozled! ๐" โ๏ธ
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Whatโs a scarecrowโs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝI can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just ๐ฝ all the more!๐๐๐๐
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Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ค What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? ๐๐ต Can you crack their secret code? ๐ Their love for fruit infusions is a Marx of distinction! ๐๐โ๏ธ
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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐-wearing teacher shine brighter than the ๐? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! ๐๐ฉโ๐ซ
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