eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! πΆββοΈπ
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
"What's shakin', π§²? I'm stickin' around!" π
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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? πΎ
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Why did the chicken go to jail?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Why did the chicken go to jail? π Because it was caught eggtremely π£ bad-beaking! π€
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»Where does a ghost feel most alive?π°
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Why did the dog keep tripping?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the πΆ keep tripping? It's a π€pawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a πΆββοΈruff time finding its πΎbalance!
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What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! βοΈπ½οΈ
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What do a car and an elephant have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πβπ What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! π₯π€£
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What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the owl say to his sweetheart? π¦π Hoo's the luckiest bird in the forest? Owl bet it's us!
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What has two legs but canβt walk?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦΅π¦΅What has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ππ¦π¦
Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! π€’π©So put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? πΊπ
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Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ Where can you learn to make ice cream? π¨ This place is cool, like a dream! It's not at a school or a gym, But it's sprinkled with sweetness, not slim. With cones and toppings, so extreme, Guess this frosty spot, it's a scream! π°π§
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What do birds do on Halloween?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ¦ On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can you guess what they do? ποΈ
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What do elephants say to one another on Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" ππ
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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was π€ "second" sick!
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Why couldnβt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? π΄ββ οΈ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! ποΈπΈ
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Why did the boy run around his bed?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the boy run around his bed? πββοΈποΈ To catch the sleep monsters and tickle them awake! π΄πΎβ¨
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Why was the computer cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the computer cold? π€βοΈ
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Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΊπ₯Ά What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen πΊ? A frosty tune? An icy jam? Solve this frosty riddle and you'll know, fam! βοΈπ΅οΈββοΈ
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Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! π To a place not so cozy, I fear. πͺοΈ With her broomstick in hand, she'd better beware, π§Ή Off to a spot where things fly through the air! π¨
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What do elves learn in school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈIn their magical school, elves find delight, Learning spells that sparkle oh-so bright! From potions to tricks, and mischief galore, Guess what they study? You'll want to explore!πβ¨
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do π put sunscreen before beach? π They don't want to peel! ππ
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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?π¦π
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Why couldnβt the ghost see his parents?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the π» see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! πͺπ
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππWhat's a π doing in a π booth? This π€elephant's got a ππ€³ appointment! π€£π
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do π have sticky hair? It's their secret weapon π·οΈ to keep honey thieves π― stuck in a sweet trap. ππ€£
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Where can you always find a peacock?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, my friend, for the answer can be found. π¦
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What did the snowman have for breakfast?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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What do you do if youβre a fan of Draculaβs?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈπ§ββοΈ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? π± Just say "Fangs for the memories!" and offer some sunblock. π§΄π Now, can you crack this mystery? ππ
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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered mystery and find out! π€
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!" ποΈ
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Why didnβt the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? π€π The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! π Stay tuned for the punchline! ππ₯
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What did one eye say to the other?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? π"ποΈ
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