Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:31 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! 💕

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:26 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📝 Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! ✏️💖

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

💘 "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" 🐘💌

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

I dash with grace, without a single stride, 🏃 Like a whirlwind, I never slow, never hide! 🌪️ I'm always quick, never tardy, never late, Tell me, friend, what am I? Don't hesitate! 😄🔥

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊 What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? 🤔 Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! 🐙🎈

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was Santa's helper sad? 🎅🏻🧝‍♂️ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jingle! 🤷‍♂️😢🔍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What's your point, you acute little angle? 🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌪️What's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! 🎯

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦷 When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦇 What's a bat's favorite pastime? 🤔 Hint: It's not just hanging around! 😉🎾✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? 👣 Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks! 😉🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📏 What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! 📐😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In a world of monsters and mishaps, 🧟‍♂️ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh who, did he ask to smooch his ouchies and make him giggle again? 🙊

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊 "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!" 🏖️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌬️What's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! 👻🚀

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did everyone want the 🎵 teacher on their ⚾ team? Because he always hit the right note and made their opponents sing the blues! 🎶😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♂️❄️ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! 🤔❄️🧛‍♂️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧙‍♀️At hotels, what do witches order?🔮 Their requests may leave you in laughter! 😂 With cauldrons bubbling, and brooms in tow, Their order will make the staff say, "Whoa!" 🪄🧹

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? 🐴😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍞 "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ingredient to keep you rising with love?" 🥖

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐴 Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? 🤔 Excerpt: "In the horsey land of munchy delights, this cheeky equine reveals his appetite's might! With teeth a-chompin' and lips curled wide, his reason for open chewing you must confide! 🤭"

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦵🦵What has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! 🐔🦆🦅Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! 🤢💩So put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? 🕺💃

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why are polar bears always undecided? 🐻❄️ They can't decide where to vote! 🗳️🌍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎅 What does Santa clean his sleigh with? ❄️🧹 It's not soap or water, that's just sly! 🚫🧼 His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! 💡✨ A magical tool that sparkles at night! 🪄✨ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! 🎉 But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! 🤔🚀

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐟What swims in the sea, but can't see? 🤔 This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! 😂 Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! 🌊😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🖊️ Where do baby pens spend their day? 🤔 They have a "write" of passage to the 🏫 Pen-dergarten! 🍼✏️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌽 Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! 🚤 Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📚🌊 What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? 🤔 The tide of knowledge! 🌊📚

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦖🗣️ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where the fun's at! 🤔💡

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was the math book always worried? 📚➕🔢🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍽️ What kind of table can you have for dinner? 🤔❓ It's not just any table... it's a table with a 🚀! Guess the answer, if you're able! 😉✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐱Purr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "🎶Hey diddle diddle, the 🌕 and the 🐄 I'd rather chase mice, it's my true love!"🎶