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What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? π A hilarious riddle! π€ Can you spot the difference? π Remember, laughter is the best graduation gift! π
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€ What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? ππ΅ Can you crack their secret code? π Their love for fruit infusions is a Marx of distinction! ππβοΈ
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΅οΈββοΈ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a π with no π, no π¦΅, and no π₯? I bet they've mastered the art of βοΈ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? π"
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΌ I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! πΊ π¦ With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! π¦ βͺοΈβ«οΈ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, β«οΈβͺοΈ ππ Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! πΉπ
Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
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Updated at: 2025-01-31 21:10:40 (11 months ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather βοΈπ§οΈ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΊπ₯Ά What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen πΊ? A frosty tune? An icy jam? Solve this frosty riddle and you'll know, fam! βοΈπ΅οΈββοΈ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πͺ Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a mystery awaits, Guess who's knocking, before it's too late! π΅οΈββοΈππͺ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΉ What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? π§ββοΈ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on πpumpkin seeds to predict their fate!
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦Birds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the crew! One's red, one's blue, one's green, oh my! Tell me, dear friend, which budgie's cage is nigh? π€
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§πΌπ€π« Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? π€π§ββοΈπ Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! ππ Can you guess why?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a π¦-licious riddle, but can you bear the sweetness of the answer? ππΎ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΄ Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? π€ Excerpt: "In the horsey land of munchy delights, this cheeky equine reveals his appetite's might! With teeth a-chompin' and lips curled wide, his reason for open chewing you must confide! π€"
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πWhat swims in the sea, but can't see? π€ This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! π Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! ππ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are there fences around cemeteries? π€ Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! π» To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! ππ»π But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! π§ββοΈπ