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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are there fences around cemeteries? ๐ค Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! ๐ป To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! ๐๐ป๐ But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐น What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? ๐งโโ๏ธ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on ๐pumpkin seeds to predict their fate!
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐What swims in the sea, but can't see? ๐ค This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! ๐ Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! ๐๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phaintastic riddle! ๐๐ฅ๏ธ Can you guess why the elephant can't use the computer? ๐ค
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a ๐ with no ๐, no ๐ฆต, and no ๐ฅ? I bet they've mastered the art of โ๏ธ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? ๐"
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธAt hotels, what do witches order?๐ฎ Their requests may leave you in laughter! ๐ With cauldrons bubbling, and brooms in tow, Their order will make the staff say, "Whoa!" ๐ช๐งน
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ๐๏ธAloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to โ๏ธ find a tropical paradise for some well-deserved R&R! Can you guess where? ๐ด๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ถโโ๏ธWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! ๐คโจ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I dash with grace, without a single stride, ๐ Like a whirlwind, I never slow, never hide! ๐ช๏ธ I'm always quick, never tardy, never late, Tell me, friend, what am I? Don't hesitate! ๐๐ฅ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! From day to night, my vision's a blur, Guess who I am, with no sight to refer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝ๏ธ What kind of table can you have for dinner? ๐คโ It's not just any table... it's a table with a ๐! Guess the answer, if you're able! ๐โจ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures ๐ฆ flock to me? Is it because I'm a ๐sucker for attention?