eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 4 - AckySHINE
What has an eye, but cannot see?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👀 I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! From day to night, my vision's a blur, Guess who I am, with no sight to refer?
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Where did the king keep his army?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? 🏰👑💂♂️ Hints I'll give, but no spoilers darlin', solving this riddle will keep your mind charmin'! 🧩😄
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What’s a frog’s favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? 🐸🎮 Hoping to find its favorite game!
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Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐍 Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! 🐍
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What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐛 What do you call a worm with no teeth? 🤔 This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! 😄🍭
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
"What's shakin', 🧲? I'm stickin' around!" 😄
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What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? 🐴😄
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What did the snowman have for breakfast?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do 🐝 have sticky hair? It's their secret weapon 🕷️ to keep honey thieves 🍯 stuck in a sweet trap. 🙈🤣
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Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the 👻 see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! 👪😂
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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤔If a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! 🎈🤣
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? 🚴♂️💤 It was just two-tired! 😄
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Why was the computer cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the computer cold? 🤔❄️
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Where does the witch park her vehicle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧙♀️ Where does the witch park her broomstick? 🚗 Flying is fun, but she needs a rest too! 😄🧹
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Why didn’t the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? 🤔🎓 The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! 😄 Stay tuned for the punchline! 🙌🔥
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What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👻Where does a ghost feel most alive?🏰
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Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐴 Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? 🤔 Excerpt: "In the horsey land of munchy delights, this cheeky equine reveals his appetite's might! With teeth a-chompin' and lips curled wide, his reason for open chewing you must confide! 🤭"
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🗓️ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? 🤔 His days were numbered! 😂📆😵
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Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? 🏴☠️ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! 🎟️💸
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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🕒 Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was 🤕 "second" sick!
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Where do polar bears vote?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are polar bears always undecided? 🐻❄️ They can't decide where to vote! 🗳️🌍
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Which monster is the best dance partner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎭Who's the 🎶grooviest🎶 monster to 💃dance💃 with? They've got moves like 🕺Jagger, and a 💃rhythm that's 🔥hotter🔥 than a 🔥dragon🔥! Can you crack this 👻mysterious👻 riddle? 🤔😉
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What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌲+🍏= ❓What do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? 🤔 Nature's spiky, fruity puzzle! 🍍🌳
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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍌 I'm a fruity delight, 🤔 👟 But not made for your feet! 😄 Guess what I'm called? 🍌👠
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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐶 This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? 🐾
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What did one eye say to the other?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👁️"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? 😜"👁️
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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? 🦃
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What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤔 What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. 🏀🦷
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What did the circle say to the triangle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's your point, you acute little angle? 🤣
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What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🚶♂️When you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! 🤔✨
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What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:26 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
📝 Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! ✏️💖
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How do monsters tell their fortunes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👹 What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? 🧙♂️ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on 🎃pumpkin seeds to predict their fate!
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