eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 5 - AckySHINE
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π· What do you call a pig that does karate? π₯ He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! π½π₯ Can you guess his name?
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What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π²+π= βWhat do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? π€ Nature's spiky, fruity puzzle! ππ³
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What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really getting to the core of the problem!" π³
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Why is the forest so noisy?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π³ Why does the forest sound like a party? π It's not just the chirping birds and rustling leaves! Can you solve this riddle and crack the code of nature's rowdiest πΆ emoji-filled secret?
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What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! βοΈπ
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Where do polar bears vote?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are polar bears always undecided? π»βοΈ They can't decide where to vote! π³οΈπ
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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?π¦π
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Where does the witch park her vehicle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ Where does the witch park her broomstick? π Flying is fun, but she needs a rest too! ππ§Ή
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Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΊπ₯Ά What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen πΊ? A frosty tune? An icy jam? Solve this frosty riddle and you'll know, fam! βοΈπ΅οΈββοΈ
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Whatβs the smartest insect around?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Whatβs the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? π€π
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Which Budgie owns the cage?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦Birds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the crew! One's red, one's blue, one's green, oh my! Tell me, dear friend, which budgie's cage is nigh? π€
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What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? π A hilarious riddle! π€ Can you spot the difference? π Remember, laughter is the best graduation gift! π
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π cross the π£οΈ? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! ππ
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Whatβs a librarianβs favorite type of bait when fishing?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π£ What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? π Because they always catch a lot of π "book"worms! π€£
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What time is it when you have a toothache?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦· When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?
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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? π Because you don't want to press your luck! πβ¨
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Why did the pony get detention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π¦ get detention? π€ It couldn't resist horsing around! ππ
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What starts and ends with βeβ and only has one letter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny π? π€
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»Where does a ghost feel most alive?π°
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What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€ΈββοΈπ€ΉββοΈπ What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let me twist your mind with this riddle! ππ€ΉββοΈπ€ΈββοΈ
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Where did the king keep his army?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? π°ππββοΈ Hints I'll give, but no spoilers darlin', solving this riddle will keep your mind charmin'! π§©π
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Why was the computer cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the computer cold? π€βοΈ
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Whatβs a cannibalβs favorite sport?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€ What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. ππ¦·
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What bird loves construction work?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¨π¦ What bird loves construction work? This feathered friend always has a beak-utiful blueprint! ποΈπ¦
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What is a topβs favorite ride at the amusement park?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π’ What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At the amusement park, it's quite clear, A ride that brings a top utmost cheer! π
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!" ποΈ
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Why was the turkey arrested?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. π "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" ποΈ #FowlPlay
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What do birds do on Halloween?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ¦ On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can you guess what they do? ποΈ
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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈππ What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic! ππ§ββοΈπ
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Why couldnβt the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the π¦ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ππ
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What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In the classroom chaos, when laces knotted like a boss, students went π "Challenge accepted! Let's dance the tango!"
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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? π¦
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