eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 5 - AckySHINE
What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really getting to the core of the problem!" π³
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Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆ Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh dear, who's to blame when things go awry? π€ #WhosWrongHere
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Which is faster, heat or cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯ "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? π€ Prepare to be bamboozled! π" βοΈ
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Why was the turkey arrested?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. π "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" ποΈ #FowlPlay
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Whatβs a scarecrowβs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π½I can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just π½ all the more!ππππ
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it scarefully clean! ππ§΄
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? π€ Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! ππ
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Whatβs black and white over and over again?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΌ I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! πΊ π¦ With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! π¦ βͺοΈβ«οΈ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, β«οΈβͺοΈ ππ Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! πΉπ
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What did the snowman have for breakfast?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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What was the bankerβs favorite player on the football team?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What player made the banker say π°π?
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How does the Easter Bunny travel?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:33 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π°Hopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sunny! This riddle is here to make you laugh with glee, Guess, how does the Easter Bunny travel, can't you see? π₯
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What did one eye say to the other?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? π"ποΈ
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Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π΄ Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? π€ Excerpt: "In the horsey land of munchy delights, this cheeky equine reveals his appetite's might! With teeth a-chompin' and lips curled wide, his reason for open chewing you must confide! π€"
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Why was Santaβs helper sad?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was Santa's helper sad? π
π»π§ββοΈ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jingle! π€·ββοΈπ’π
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What did the squirrel give for Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΏοΈ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? π°π"
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! πΆββοΈπ
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»Where does a ghost feel most alive?π°
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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:29 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯ Which day does the potato dread? π€ It's the one where it's mashed and spread! π±π₯
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Whatβs a rabbitβs favorite kind of music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππΆ Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! πΆ What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! π°π΅
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Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
Updated at: 2025-01-31 21:10:40 (5 months ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather βοΈπ§οΈ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? πΎ
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How long should an elephantβs legs be?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π How long should an elephantβs legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! π
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Why did the boy run around his bed?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the boy run around his bed? πββοΈποΈ To catch the sleep monsters and tickle them awake! π΄πΎβ¨
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Which flower talks the most?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight πΌ Which flower loves to chat, from morning till night? πΈπ¬ With petals as lips, it never misses a chance πΊπ To gossip and giggle, this bloom loves to dance! ππ»
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What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€ When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and β¨shineβ¨ like a π«starπ«! Show her your π§ geniusπ§ and prove her wrong. Who knows, she might end up rolling her eyes at her own mistake! π
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What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? π΄π
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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈβοΈ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! π€βοΈπ§ββοΈ
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Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? π£ Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks! ππ€
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Where do polar bears vote?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are polar bears always undecided? π»βοΈ They can't decide where to vote! π³οΈπ
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What π·οΈ has 18 legs, π¦ can't escape, and πββοΈ runs away from?
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What does a skeleton order for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πππ What does a π order for dinner?
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What did the teacher do at the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What did the teacher do at the beach? ποΈ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! π³β¨
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