eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 5 - AckySHINE
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! ๐คโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ
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What did the baker say to his wife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ingredient to keep you rising with love?" ๐ฅ
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do ๐ have sticky hair? It's their secret weapon ๐ท๏ธ to keep honey thieves ๐ฏ stuck in a sweet trap. ๐๐คฃ
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What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What do you call a worm with no teeth? ๐ค This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! ๐๐ญ
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ป What do ghosts use to wash their hair? They rely on spooky shampoo to keep it scarefully clean! ๐๐งด
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What kind of murderer has fiber?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises! ๐๐
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Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the girl put ๐ on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! ๐ค๐
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Whatโs a catโs favorite nursery rhyme?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฑPurr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "๐ถHey diddle diddle, the ๐ and the ๐ I'd rather chase mice, it's my true love!"๐ถ
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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! ๐๐
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Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ช๏ธWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! ๐ฏ
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What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In the classroom chaos, when laces knotted like a boss, students went ๐ "Challenge accepted! Let's dance the tango!"
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How does the Easter Bunny travel?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:33 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฐHopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sunny! This riddle is here to make you laugh with glee, Guess, how does the Easter Bunny travel, can't you see? ๐ฅ
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What type of diet did the snowman go on?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅโ๏ธ, ๐โ๏ธ, ๐ฅฆโ๏ธ! What type of โ๏ธ๐ went on?
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What kind of music do mummies like best?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ตWhat kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and explore! ๐ถ
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Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ด Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? ๐ค Excerpt: "In the horsey land of munchy delights, this cheeky equine reveals his appetite's might! With teeth a-chompin' and lips curled wide, his reason for open chewing you must confide! ๐คญ"
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Where do polar bears vote?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are polar bears always undecided? ๐ปโ๏ธ They can't decide where to vote! ๐ณ๏ธ๐
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What did the carrot say to the mushroom?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? ๐: I'm a "Fun Guy"! Can't choose just one! ๐ถ #VeggieJokes
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Why didnโt the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? ๐ค๐ The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! ๐ Stay tuned for the punchline! ๐๐ฅ
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Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!
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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ถ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? ๐พ
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Why are fish so smart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do fish ๐ love to swim in schools? ๐ซ Because they know it's fintelligent! ๐๐
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Whatโs a librarianโs favorite type of bait when fishing?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฃ What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? ๐ Because they always catch a lot of ๐ "book"worms! ๐คฃ
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐What's a ๐ doing in a ๐ booth? This ๐คelephant's got a ๐๐คณ appointment! ๐คฃ๐
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How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฐ To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the ๐ฉ & conjure a carrot-scented โจ or hypnotize it with a ๐ฐ๏ธ. Don't worry, no ๐ were harmed in the making of this riddle! So, ready to solve this hare-raising mystery? ๐
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Why canโt skeletons play music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why can't skeletons play music? ๐ถ๐ Because they have no organs! ๐บ๐ธ๐น
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ปโ๏ธ๐ฆ: Where do polar bears keep their money? ๐ค๐ฐ
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What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฒ+๐= โWhat do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? ๐ค Nature's spiky, fruity puzzle! ๐๐ณ
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ง๐ผ๐ค๐ซ Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? ๐ค๐งโโ๏ธ๐ Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! ๐๐ Can you guess why?
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Why didnโt Dracula have any friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures ๐ฆ flock to me? Is it because I'm a ๐sucker for attention?
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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? ๐ Because you don't want to press your luck! ๐โจ
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What do you call a left-handed dog?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call a left-handed dog? ๐พ๐
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Where do ghosts go for a swim?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ปWhere do ghosts go for a swim?๐ In a ๐ปghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! ๐๐ป
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