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eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 5 - AckySHINE
What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐น Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! ๐ฌ
What is a topโs favorite ride at the amusement park?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ข What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At the amusement park, it's quite clear, A ride that brings a top utmost cheer! ๐
Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, ๐ ๐ฝ Kids in NYC learn multiplication, it's true! ๐ง ๐ But where, you ask, is this magical place? ๐ค ๐ Where numbers and laughter embrace? ๐ ๐ฝ Here's a clue, my friend, it'll make you smile ๐ ๐ It's where yellow school buses roam each mile! ๐ ๐ So tell me, dear friend, can you solve the equation? โโ๏ธโ ๐ก Where do NYC kids learn multiplication? ๐ค Think hard, my friend, and don't be shy! ๐ค The answer's awaiting, as time goes by! โ๏ธ So put on your thinking cap and let's go! ๐ฉ Where do NYC kids multiply and grow? ๐
What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? ๐ A hilarious riddle! ๐ค Can you spot the difference? ๐ Remember, laughter is the best graduation gift! ๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆI gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's โจsunnyโ๏ธ, I complain and utter. Rainy days, oh how I can't resist, For this turkey, it's a dream, like ๐turkey paradise!๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ข When his turtle died, the boy's face turned ๐ฎ, his tears flowed like a ๐ฆ, and he sadly whispered, "Guess I'll have to join the ๐ข race now!" ๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! ๐คข๐ฉSo put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? ๐บ๐
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a world of monsters and mishaps, ๐งโโ๏ธ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh who, did he ask to smooch his ouchies and make him giggle again? ๐
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a ๐ with no ๐, no ๐ฆต, and no ๐ฅ? I bet they've mastered the art of โ๏ธ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? ๐"
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I dash with grace, without a single stride, ๐ Like a whirlwind, I never slow, never hide! ๐ช๏ธ I'm always quick, never tardy, never late, Tell me, friend, what am I? Don't hesitate! ๐๐ฅ