eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 6 - AckySHINE
Why do eggs hate jokes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do eggs hate jokes? 🥚🤔 Because they always crack up! 😄🍳
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Where do baby pens spend their day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🖊️ Where do baby pens spend their day? 🤔 They have a "write" of passage to the 🏫 Pen-dergarten! 🍼✏️
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How long should an elephant’s legs be?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐘 How long should an elephant’s legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! 🙃
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys 🤠 ride horses? It's like dating! 🐴🌹 They're tired of wrangling cows 🐄 And need a wild ride instead! 🤪🐎
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Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the 🦃 eat dessert? It was already stuffed! 🍗😂
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Why was Santa’s helper sad?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was Santa's helper sad? 🎅🏻🧝♂️ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jingle! 🤷♂️😢🔍
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎅 What does Santa clean his sleigh with? ❄️🧹 It's not soap or water, that's just sly! 🚫🧼 His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! 💡✨ A magical tool that sparkles at night! 🪄✨ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! 🎉 But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! 🤔🚀
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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I am chilling! 😎
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Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧱Where's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?🧱 Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! 😄🏰
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What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What player made the banker say 💰💃?
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What did the duck say to the clown?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦆: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? 🤡😄
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What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What icy treat did Frosty 🥶 choose at Wendy’s®?
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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍌 I'm a fruity delight, 🤔 👟 But not made for your feet! 😄 Guess what I'm called? 🍌👠
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What did the snowman have for breakfast?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌽🥕🍅🥒🥦🍆🍠🥔🍳🍞🥞🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓
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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the 👓-wearing teacher shine brighter than the 🌞? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! 😎👩🏫
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What kind of table can you have for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍽️ What kind of table can you have for dinner? 🤔❓ It's not just any table... it's a table with a 🚀! Guess the answer, if you're able! 😉✨
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the 🐘 cross the 🛣️? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! 🐔😎
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What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦇 What's a bat's favorite pastime? 🤔 Hint: It's not just hanging around! 😉🎾✨
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What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🥒 "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" 🥒
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧒🏼🤔🏫 Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? 🤔🧗♂️📚 Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! 🌟😂 Can you guess why?
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
💌 Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? 😉
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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤔If a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! 🎈🤣
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What is a kitten’s favorite dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐱What dessert makes a kitten PURR with delight? 🍨It's sweet, creamy, and oh-so-bright! Can you guess, without any stress? 😺This riddle will surely keep you impressed!
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Which monster is the best dance partner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎭Who's the 🎶grooviest🎶 monster to 💃dance💃 with? They've got moves like 🕺Jagger, and a 💃rhythm that's 🔥hotter🔥 than a 🔥dragon🔥! Can you crack this 👻mysterious👻 riddle? 🤔😉
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What has four wheels and flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 + 🪰 = ?
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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🕒 Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was 🤕 "second" sick!
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? 🚴♂️💤 It was just two-tired! 😄
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Who is Knocking?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🚪 Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a mystery awaits, Guess who's knocking, before it's too late! 🕵️♂️😄🚪
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Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🕒 Tick-tock, don't be blind! 🤔 Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? 😂 A riddle that'll blow your mind! 🧠💥 No time to waste, let's find! 🕵️♀️🔎
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What makes a skeleton laugh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦴 What tickles a skeleton’s funny bone? 🤣
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Which bus crossed the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌊🚌 The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which could it be? 🌊🌍
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do 🍌 put sunscreen before beach? 🌞 They don't want to peel! 😎🍌
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