Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. 🚓 "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" 🕊️ #FowlPlay

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do cowboys 🤠 ride horses? It's like dating! 🐴🌹 They're tired of wrangling cows 🐄 And need a wild ride instead! 🤪🐎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? 🏰👑💂‍♂️ Hints I'll give, but no spoilers darlin', solving this riddle will keep your mind charmin'! 🧩😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What icy treat did Frosty 🥶 choose at Wendy’s®?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In December, I sparkle and glow ✨ But in other months, it's a no-show! 😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👑 In the kingdom of the classroom, who reigns supreme? This supply wears a crown, ruling with laughter and gleam! Can you guess who it might be? 👑

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌟 What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny 💌? 🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? 🦆✈️ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! 😄🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎅 What does Santa clean his sleigh with? ❄️🧹 It's not soap or water, that's just sly! 🚫🧼 His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! 💡✨ A magical tool that sparkles at night! 🪄✨ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! 🎉 But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! 🤔🚀

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐷 What do you call a pig that does karate? 🥋 He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! 🐽💥 Can you guess his name?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤸‍♀️🤹‍♂️🍌 What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let me twist your mind with this riddle! 🍌🤹‍♂️🤸‍♀️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔 What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? 🍌🍵 Can you crack their secret code? 😄 Their love for fruit infusions is a Marx of distinction! 🍎🍓☕️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍽️ What kind of table can you have for dinner? 🤔❓ It's not just any table... it's a table with a 🚀! Guess the answer, if you're able! 😉✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why can't skeletons play music? 🎶💀 Because they have no organs! 🎺🎸🎹

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐻❄️🏦: Where do polar bears keep their money? 🤔💰

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👻Where do ghosts go for a swim?🌊 In a 👻ghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! 😎👻

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the 🌞 and wanting a break from the chilly weather! ❄️🐦🌴

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚪 Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a mystery awaits, Guess who's knocking, before it's too late! 🕵️‍♂️😄🚪

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦆: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? 🤡😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌹What did the farmer 🚜 give his wife 👩‍🌾 for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both 🥕heartwarming and 🧀cheesy!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐢 When his turtle died, the boy's face turned 😮, his tears flowed like a 💦, and he sadly whispered, "Guess I'll have to join the 🐢 race now!" 🏁

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍗🍂 What aroma tickles your 👃 at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your 😋 and your tummy rumble! Can you guess? 🦃💨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐝 What’s the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? 🤔🌟

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♂️Sink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm 🧡ing it!"? 🍟

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎃🦆 On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can you guess what they do? 🕊️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚿Why did the 🦹‍♂️robber take a shower?🤔 To wash away his 👣footprints, leaving no 😎clues behind!🔍😅

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do fish 🐠 love to swim in schools? 🏫 Because they know it's fintelligent! 🐟😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👁️"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? 😜"👁️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥒 "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" 🥒

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧱Where's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?🧱 Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! 😄🏰

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔 When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and ✨shine✨ like a 💫star💫! Show her your 🧠genius🧠 and prove her wrong. Who knows, she might end up rolling her eyes at her own mistake! 😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍖🍗💀 What does a 💀 order for dinner?