Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? 🦆✈️ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! 😄🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃I gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's ✨sunny☀️, I complain and utter. Rainy days, oh how I can't resist, For this turkey, it's a dream, like 🎉turkey paradise!🍗

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📏 What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! 📐😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What player made the banker say 💰💃?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘📞What's a 🐘 doing in a 📞 booth? This 🤔elephant's got a 📞🤳 appointment! 🤣🐘

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘 How long should an elephant’s legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! 🙃

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌍 In the land of ice and snow, a riddle I shall throw! ❄️ Tell me, dear folks, in a jolly show, 🤔 How do you snatch a polar bear, you know? 🐻🎣 Cleverness and laughter will make it clear, 😄 So put on your thinking caps, my dear! 🧢✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? 🚴‍♂️💤 It was just two-tired! 😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐶 This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? 🐾

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎵 "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" 🎵

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤯🔌 What happened when ol' Benjamin Franklin stumbled upon electricity? Did his 🧠 explode or did he get a ⚡️shocking revelation? Let's unravel his emotions in this electrifying riddle!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What do you call two birds in love? 😍🐦

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌟 Born from stars, I'm destined to lead, With luck and charm, I always succeed! Gaze up high, and you'll see me shine, Guess what I am, it's riddle time! 🤔✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌹What did the farmer 🚜 give his wife 👩‍🌾 for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both 🥕heartwarming and 🧀cheesy!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧙‍♀️ Where does the witch park her broomstick? 🚗 Flying is fun, but she needs a rest too! 😄🧹

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎄 What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? 🌟 It's got letters that jingle, while the regular alphabet just sings! 🎅🎁

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎣 What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? 📚 Because they always catch a lot of 🐟 "book"worms! 🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🐘 cross the 🛣️? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! 🐔😎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐱Purr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "🎶Hey diddle diddle, the 🌕 and the 🐄 I'd rather chase mice, it's my true love!"🎶

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do cowboys 🤠 ride horses? It's like dating! 🐴🌹 They're tired of wrangling cows 🐄 And need a wild ride instead! 🤪🐎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘 Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phaintastic riddle! 🙊🖥️ Can you guess why the elephant can't use the computer? 🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊🚌 The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which could it be? 🌊🌍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐻❄️🏦: Where do polar bears keep their money? 🤔💰

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the 🦃 eat dessert? It was already stuffed! 🍗😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

💌 Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? 😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What playfully tumbles in winter, ❄️ yet never cries "Ouch!"?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚪 Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a mystery awaits, Guess who's knocking, before it's too late! 🕵️‍♂️😄🚪

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍎 "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really getting to the core of the problem!" 🌳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🦄 get detention? 🤔 It couldn't resist horsing around! 🐎😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐝 What’s the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? 🤔🌟

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦵🦵What has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! 🐔🦆🦅Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! 🤢💩So put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? 🕺💃

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧙‍♀️ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! 🙈 To a place not so cozy, I fear. 🌪️ With her broomstick in hand, she'd better beware, 🧹 Off to a spot where things fly through the air! 💨