Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👻Where does a ghost feel most alive?🏰

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did everyone want the 🎵 teacher on their ⚾ team? Because he always hit the right note and made their opponents sing the blues! 🎶😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 😱 Because 7 ate 9! 😂🍽️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the 👻 see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! 👪😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃I gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's ✨sunny☀️, I complain and utter. Rainy days, oh how I can't resist, For this turkey, it's a dream, like 🎉turkey paradise!🍗

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why can't skeletons play music? 🎶💀 Because they have no organs! 🎺🎸🎹

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🔑 At Thanksgiving, guess what's as essential as the turkey? 🤔 This riddle's a hoot, so listen closely, buddy! 🦉 What key is it that'll unlock the feast, you see? 🍽️ It's not your front door key, but something yummy! 😋

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do fish 🐠 love to swim in schools? 🏫 Because they know it's fintelligent! 🐟😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐇🎶 Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! 🎶 What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! 🐰🎵

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐻 What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a 🍦-licious riddle, but can you bear the sweetness of the answer? 😄🐾

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:31 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! 💕

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♂️ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures 🦉 flock to me? Is it because I'm a 💉sucker for attention?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍞 "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ingredient to keep you rising with love?" 🥖

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌍 In the land of ice and snow, a riddle I shall throw! ❄️ Tell me, dear folks, in a jolly show, 🤔 How do you snatch a polar bear, you know? 🐻🎣 Cleverness and laughter will make it clear, 😄 So put on your thinking caps, my dear! 🧢✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? 👣 Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks! 😉🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🕵️‍♀️ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a 🎓 with no 👐, no 🦵, and no 👥? I bet they've mastered the art of ✏️ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? 😉"

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In December, I sparkle and glow ✨ But in other months, it's a no-show! 😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📚 "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a 🙊. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?🦃🎄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧒🏼🤔🏫 Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? 🤔🧗‍♂️📚 Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! 🌟😂 Can you guess why?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐦Birds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the crew! One's red, one's blue, one's green, oh my! Tell me, dear friend, which budgie's cage is nigh? 🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🔨🦜 What bird loves construction work? This feathered friend always has a beak-utiful blueprint! 🏗️🦉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? 🏴‍☠️ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! 🎟️💸

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the boy run around his bed? 🏃‍♂️🛏️ To catch the sleep monsters and tickle them awake! 😴👾✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎺🥶 What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen 🎺? A frosty tune? An icy jam? Solve this frosty riddle and you'll know, fam! ❄️🕵️‍♂️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊 What did the teacher do at the beach? 🏖️ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! 🐳✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘📞What's a 🐘 doing in a 📞 booth? This 🤔elephant's got a 📞🤳 appointment! 🤣🐘

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🃏 Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? 🏴‍☠️ Because he was standing on the deck! 🏖️ Yo-ho-ho, no poker for him! 🙅‍♂️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why are there fences around cemeteries? 🤔 Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! 👻 To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! 💃🏻🎉 But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! 🧟‍♂️💀

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐶 Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh dear, who's to blame when things go awry? 🤔 #WhosWrongHere

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In the classroom chaos, when laces knotted like a boss, students went 😄 "Challenge accepted! Let's dance the tango!"