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Mtoto alimwuuliza baba yake,
Mtoto: Baba unaweza kumwachia hilo gari lako house boy/girl akaliendesha?
Baba: siwezi kumwachia gari langu hili aliendeshe ni ghali sana.
Mtoto: je mnaweza kumwachia chumba chenu house boy/girl kikiwa wazi na mkaenda kazini?
Baba: haiwezekani kamwe kuna vitu vya gharama na pia heshima haitakuwepo.

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Phone call gal: hellow Boy: sweety mambo vipi? Girl: poa Boy: utakuwa free weekend? nilikuwa nataka uje nyumbani Girl: oh sorry ctoweza kuja sababu kuna haruc ya aunt yangu

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Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:31 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

NAKUA(BABA) karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi,
DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumbani kwenu
NAKUA: Hakuna kitu kama hicho
DOGO: Kweli baba kuna jini liko kwenye kabati lenu la nguo….

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Jamaa aliokota wallet, alipofika nyumbani akapiga simu kwenye radio station "Naitwa John nimepiga simu kutangaza kuwa nimeokota wallet ndani ina laki 7, ATM Card na kikaratasi chenye PIN ya ATM Card na kijimkufu cha dhahabu kinene hivi…"

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:07 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

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MUME: "Mke wangu nasikia John katembea na wake za watu wooote hapa mtaani kasoro mmoja tu!"

MKE: "Mmmh! basi huyo aliebaki atakuwa MAMA MBILINGE KISIKI, maana yule mama ndo ANAJIFANYAGA MGUMU sanaaa.!!"

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:07 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Dogo: mama hivi malaika si wanapaa? Mama: ndiyo wanapaa, kwanini umeniuliza hivyo? Dogo: nimesikia baba jana anamuita dada (housegir) malaika wangu, kwa hiyo nae atapaa?

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:37 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

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Zuzu: Mambo Anna!
Anna: Poa!
Zuzu: Kuna kitu nataka nikuonyeshe…
Anna: Kitu gan?
Zuzu: Twende chumbani kwako (wakaenda)
Anna: Haya nionyeshe…

Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:39 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!, Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=. Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia? Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.

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