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Kuna jamaa alipata ajali akapofuka macho👀, akaenda hospital akawekewa macho ya paka🐈🐱, dokta akamuuliza: vipi saizi unaona?

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Kasuku alisimama mlango wa kuingia supermarket wakapita wanawake watatu akasema nyeupe, nyekundu, kijani. Wale wanawake wakatatizika baada ya mda wakajua ni chupi walizovaa. Wakasema basi kesho tubadilisheni. Siku ya pili wakapita tena kasuku akasema nyeusi, manjano, zambarau.

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Basi juzi kati hapa sehemu ndogo ya ukuta wa Ikulu ya Magogoni ilianguka!.. Wakapelekwa contractors watatu ili achaguliwe mmoja atakayejenga vzr na kwa bei nafuu!.. Wakwanza alikuwa MUHINDI, wa pili MCHINA na MBONGO!…

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Wanafunzi waliulizwa na mwalimu nani angependa kwenda peponi? Wote wakanyosha ila mmoja tu alipokwenda nyumbani akamuelezea mamake, mamake akamuuliza je wewe ulinyosha mtoto hapana mama yule mama akamuuliza kwanini.

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Jamaa kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki yake: JAMAA: Shem nakupenda! MKE: Hebu toka hapa! Je rafiki yako akijua? tena koma! JAMAA: Ntakupa milioni 1! MKE: Basi njoo kesho mchana mume wangu akiwa kazini!

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Polisi::: hodi, hodi Jamaa::: kimya Polisi::: hodi, hodi Jamaa::: we nani kwani? Polisi::: sisi polisi Jamaa::: mnataka nini?

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NAKUA(BABA) karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi,
DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumbani kwenu
NAKUA: Hakuna kitu kama hicho
DOGO: Kweli baba kuna jini liko kwenye kabati lenu la nguo….

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Jamaa kaingia Bar;
Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,

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Phone call gal: hellow Boy: sweety mambo vipi? Girl: poa Boy: utakuwa free weekend? nilikuwa nataka uje nyumbani Girl: oh sorry ctoweza kuja sababu kuna haruc ya aunt yangu

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