Biashara ambayo imefeli
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Huu ndio Umuhimu wa English katika mapenzi
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Cheki huyu jamaa alivyoumbuka akiwa ndani ya dala dala baada ya kupokea simu ya mkewe
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:07 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu jamaa ni shida, Chezea wimbo wa Taifa!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:53:28 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Je, hili nalo ulilipitia ulipokua Shuleni?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:54:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Breaking news
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Safari ni safari
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kama simu yako ina wifi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:34 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Muda ambao unaweza kumzoea dingi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:50:17 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh! Angalia alichokula huyu mwizi! Wizi mwingine bwana!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wasichana wa leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:26 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia wadada walivyoumbuka kwenye hii test
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Ticha katangaza test , Akatoa Masharti; Ukiandika jibu hamna kufuta au kukata.
Swali la kwanza,
WAVULANA wakajaza; wali, ugali, mihogo.
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Cheki kilichotokea stesheni ya treni, mambo mengine ukipaniki inakula kwako kama huyu jamaa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:00 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa Wawili Walifika Stesheni, wakakuta Treni ndo kwanza inaondoka. Wakaanza Kuikimbiza. Mmoja akafanikiwa kupanda akaondoka…
Yule aliyebaki akaanza kucheka sanaa mpaka machozi yakamtoka.
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Angalia huyu ticha wa Hesabu alichofanyiwa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:18:04 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia mtoto alivyowaumbua Baba na mama yake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:45 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kama mpezi wako akikuita MAMITO Unatakiwa umjibu hivi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:51:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huu ndio uhondo na raha ya kupanda daladala wajameni
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Wasiopanda dalaladala wanakosa uhondo wa kauli hizi
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Raha ya kuoa mke ambaye hajasoma
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:49 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mambao ya saluni ni shida, cheki kilichotokea kwa huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu mke kwa kupenda hela! Cheki anachomwambia mume wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa karudi toka kazini mpole na hana furaha!
MKE; Vipi leo mbona mpole?
MUME; Ofisi yetu imeungua na watu wote waliokuwemo wamekufa.
MKE; Ilikuaje wewe ukapona?
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SMS Mafua ndiyo hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:36 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Eti hili nalo ni kweli kwa dada yako?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:00:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Staili nyingine za michepuko ni shida
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea baada ya mzungu na mbongo kukaa siti moja, bongo wasanii wengi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:39 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!,
Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=.
Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia?
Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.
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Wazo la asubuh - penzi la kuku
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:29 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hii dunia ina mambo, cheki kilichotokea wakati mme anakata roho akiwa na mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:49 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Bwana mmoja wakati anakata roho alimwambia mkewe hivi:
MUME - mke wangu natubu mbele yako kwamba nimezini na mama yako, dada yako, shangazi yako, mama yako mdogo na mtoto wa shangazi yako.
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Askari na yeye kumbe muoga, cheki anachomjibu afande
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Askari wametumwa nyumba iliyokuwa kuna ugomvi wakafika wakatakiwa kuripoti kwa njia ya simu juu ya walichokikuta
ASKARI: Mkuu tumekuta mama mwenye nyumba kampiga mumewe chuma cha kichwa na kumuumiza vibaya sanaa
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Kilichotokea Baada ya mlevi na mchungaji kukutana
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MCHUNGAJI; "Unakunywa bia!?
MLEVI; "Ndio.
MCHUNGAJI; "Kwa siku unakunywa bia ngapi!?
MLEVI; "Nakunywa bia tano!
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Nilichokifanya leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:45:09 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki huyu kiherehere alivyojibiwa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Tenda Wema Uende Zako
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:27 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mchaga mmoja kamtoa mke wake out mambo yakawa hivi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:46:10 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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