Baada ya kunitumia SMS usiku ikawa hiviβ¦.
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Jinsi Mapenzi yanavyoweza kukupa stress
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Hapa itakuaje?
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Tenda Wema Uende Zako
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Wachaga kweli kiboko: Mcheki huyu mchaga na mbuzi!!!
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Ndege ya Tanzania
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Kichekesho cha mwalimu na wanafunzi
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Kama simu yako ina wifi
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Duh! Wanaume jamaniβ¦
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Mkalimani alivyoharibu ibada ya leo
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Mme amemfuma fundi wa kitanda na mke wake, cheki walichokua wanafanya
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Kuna mama mmoja ameolewa na wanapendana sana na mmeo. siku moja mme wake alisafiri kikazi (safari ya zaidi ya mwezi) nje ya mkoa. Siku mmeo anarudi, yule mama alimtafuta fundi seremala amrekebishie chaga za kitanda zilikuwa zimeharibika, kwa ajili ya maandalizi ya mechi ya above +18
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Angalia huyu jamaa anachomwambia mwizi baada ya kumuibia simu yake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:00:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Madhara ya kwenda baa na mke ndo kama haya
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Jamaa alienda Bar na mke wake wa ndoa wakakaa kwenye viti, wakati wanasubiri vinywaji akapita binti mmoja anayejiuza akamsogelea yule mke wa jamaa
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Kilichotokea baada ya kuzamia sherehe
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Baada ya kuumizwa kimapenzi haya ndiyo maneno
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Nyoka wa ajabu agundulika
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichompata huyu jammaa baada ya simu yake kuita msikitini
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Huku ndiko kuumbuka bila chuki
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hii kazi kweli kweli, Ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:21 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Vichekesho kumi bora vya leo vya kuvunja mbavu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:55 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Taxi Mwanamke aliingia kwnye tax akiwa hana nguo,km alivyozaliwa!Dereva akawa anamshangaa,mwanamke akamuuliza hujawahi kuona uchi au! Dereva akajibu.ninachoshangaa c uchi wako,najiuliza pesa ya kunilipa utakuwa umeiweka wapi?
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Mapenzi Stress tupu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:48:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ungekua wewe ni mwalimu ungemshauri nini huyu mwanafunzi?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:18 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia kile kitabia cha kufuta namba kwenye simu kilivyomponza huyu jamaa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:46 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Nilichojibu kwenye interview walipoulizia status
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:11 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichompata huyu jamaa mroho wa nyama, Hata kaa arudie tena
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa kaenda kumtembelea rafiki yake Levi, kule sehemu za kwetu, akakaribishwa bonge ya ugali na nyama nyingi tu, wakati anakula akagundua kuwa shemeji yake, mke wa rafiki yake hali nyama;
JAMAA: Aise hili ni bonge ya lanchi hii, lakini Levi mbona
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Kilichonitokea leo baada ya kuona nungunungu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:00:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hiki ndicho kifo mbele ya Mwanamke
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:54:39 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia kilichomkuta huyu msanii wa mziki na mashabiki wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Msanii mmoja anaitwa ''KINYA'' alikuwa ana perfom jukwaan..!!! Kawaida kila msanii lazima ajitambulishe, mfano:- ''YEAH NI TEMBA hapa au
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Mabinti wengine kwa kupenda hela! cheki huyu anachokifanya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:36 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Phone call
gal: hellow
Boy: sweety mambo vipi?
Girl: poa
Boy: utakuwa free weekend? nilikuwa nataka uje nyumbani
Girl: oh sorry ctoweza kuja sababu kuna haruc ya aunt yangu
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Swali la kizushi kwa wadada wanaovaa mawigi
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Angalia huyu mtoto anachomjibu baba yake baada ya kutoka kwenye mtihani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:22 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
BABA: mwanangu kwenye huu mtihani uliofanya natumaini utafanya vizuri. DOGO: ndio baba nitapata mia kwa mia. BABA: kwanini unasema hivyo?.
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Cheki huyu mzee alichomfanyia muuzaji wa pharmacy
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:01 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzee kaingia pharmacy,
MZEE: Mambo mwanangu, kuna kitu naomba uonje nitakulipa
MFAMASIA: Kitu gani?β¦.Mzee akatoa kichupa na kijiko akaweka β¦majimaji yaliyomo kwenye
kichupa kwenye kijiko na kumwambia mfamasia aonje, mfamasia akatia yale maji mdomoni na kuyazungusha zungusha mdomoni akionja;
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