Kwa nini watu hawapendi hesabu!! Sababu hii hapa!
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Cheka na methali
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Maisha ya kijijini hadi raha!!
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Angalia ndoto nyingine zilivyo na Majanga
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Cheki huyu jamaa alivyoumbuka kwenye harusi
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Balaa la mitoto isiyopenda shule
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:16 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hii kazi kweli kweli, Ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:21 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Sitasahau mwaka huu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:18 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Vituko vinavyoandikwa kwenye daladala
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:59:16 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki kilichonipata sasa, ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:08 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Siku moja katika pitapita zangu nikakutana na mtoto mmoja mkali baraa yaani ni mzuri sanaaaa, moyo ukanituma nimuimbishe mtoto akakubali kwamba nitafute siku tukae tuongee vizuri akasema nimpe namba yangu ya simu.
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Jinsi ya Kubana matumizi X-mass
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:59:43 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:44 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enheeβ¦
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
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Muda ambao unaweza kumzoea dingi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:50:17 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Jee wajua! Maajabu ya whatsapp..
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:40 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki huyu mtoto anachomjibu mwalimu wake, kufundisha watoto ni kazi kweli kweli
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Mwanafunzi wa darasa la 2 kaulizwa na mwalimu wake
Hivi:je ukipewa maandazi 5 ukiambiwa kula 3 tu yatabaki mangapi?
Akamjibu hivi:nikipewa na chai hakibaki kitu mwalimu.
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Kilichotokea baada ya kichaa kumfumania mke wake na mwanamme mwingine
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:23 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jay akaruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa unapakumbuka? akajibu ndio nyumba yangu ileee, mara wakatoka watoto wawili wamevaa uniform akasema
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Utani kwa wadada wembamba
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:01 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia wanachokifanya Zuzu na msichana chumbani kwenye giza
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:43 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Zuzu: Mambo Anna! Anna: Poa! Zuzu: Kuna kitu nataka nikuonyesheβ¦ Anna: Kitu gan? Zuzu: Twende chumbani kwako (wakaenda) Anna: Haya nionyesheβ¦
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Jamaa anayependa kuwafanyia watu uhuni leo kapatikana na huyu mdada
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:17 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Dunia ina mambo, soma hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:16 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wanaume ni noma, Angalia huyu alivyomdanganya huyu π§ girlfriend wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:00:07 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu mwalimu alichokifanya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:58 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ungekua wewe ndio mama wa huyu mtoto ungemfanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:12 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ikitokea hii kwenye chumba cha mtihani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:49 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Jinsi nilivyogundua kuwa nina kipaji leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:36 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Je, Chuoni kwako Kukoje?
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:42 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Angalia huyu baba alichowafanya mtoto wake wa kike na boyfriend wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:37 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Nilichokifanya jana baada ya kushuka kwenye basi Ubungo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:05 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Jambo la kufanya kama binti alikuachaga zamani na sahizi anakutaka
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:00 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:55 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"
Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"
Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana⦠naomba nirudishwe!"
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Madhara ya kwenda baa na mke ndo kama haya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:34 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alienda Bar na mke wake wa ndoa wakakaa kwenye viti, wakati wanasubiri vinywaji akapita binti mmoja anayejiuza akamsogelea yule mke wa jamaa
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Duh! Wanaume jamaniβ¦
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:51:30 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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