Ungekua wewe ndio baba wa Huyu mtoto ungemjibu nini?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:20 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh! Tamaa mbaya, cheki kilichompata Huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:24 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kweli tamaa ni mbaya, mke wa mtu kaponzwa na tamaa, ndio basi tena
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki yake:
JAMAA: Shem nakupenda!
MKE: Hebu toka hapa! Je rafiki
yako akijua? tena koma!
JAMAA: Ntakupa milioni 1!
MKE: Basi njoo kesho mchana
mume wangu akiwa kazini!
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Soma alichojibiwa huyu mzee baada ya kudai kutaka kumsikiliza Nyerere
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:58 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu mwanamke mwenye wivu kwa mumewe alivyoumbuka, Mme wake kamuweza kweli
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:15 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
WIVU HUU NI NOMA
Mke: Hivi mume wangu una wanawake wangapi huko nje?
Mume: Kama nywele za kichwa changu.
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Nani Mkali Hapa kati ya DEMU na MSHIKAJI?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:57:42 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Tatizo la kukuta nywele kwenye chakula
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:54:28 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hapo sasa akili itakuja
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:27 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki tulichokifanya jana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:38 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu mtoto anachomjibu baba yake baada ya kutoka kwenye mtihani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:22 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
BABA: mwanangu kwenye huu mtihani uliofanya natumaini utafanya vizuri.
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Angalia nilichomfanyia huyu dereva sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:41 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:34 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Jambo la kufanya ukitaka mwanaume akusaidie kazi jikoni
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:12 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hii dunia ina mambo, cheki kilichotokea wakati mme anakata roho akiwa na mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:49 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Bwana mmoja wakati anakata roho alimwambia mkewe hivi:
MUME - mke wangu natubu mbele yako kwamba nimezini na mama yako, dada yako, shangazi yako, mama yako mdogo na mtoto wa shangazi yako.
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Sitasahau mwaka huu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:18 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:55 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"
Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"
Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana… naomba nirudishwe!"
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Sababu ya jamaa kujiita fara ugenini
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:06 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MZEE:"sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?"
MKE:"saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi."
jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku
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Ikitokea hii kwenye chumba cha mtihani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:49 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Muda mzuri wa kulipa mahari
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:16 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hali za ndoa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:57:23 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh. Chezeya kuhama!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:55 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wadada lenu hili. Mimi sipo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:48:57 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh, Ukisikia ngoma droo ndio hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:14 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kama simu yako ina wifi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:34 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh. mjamzito ana kazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:35 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hawa ndio wanaume wanaoweza kushinda vishawishi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:56:03 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Utoto raha..! Angalia hawa watoto wanachokifanya sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:48 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Eti kwani wewe ni turubali?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:29 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia mchezo wa kutuma message mara zikubali mara zikatae.. Lilishakukuta hili???
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:08 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kiingereza kinashida kweli, Angalia alichokisema huyu mwalimu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:43 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu boyfriend alivyomuweza huyu msichana wake
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Siku moja msichana alikuwa anapita maeneo ya A.T.M gafla
akamuona boyfriend wake anatoa pesa kwenye A.T.M binti
akaamua kujificha na kumtumia boyfriend wake sms ya
kimahaba
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Mabinti wengine kwa kupenda hela! cheki huyu anachokifanya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:36 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Phone call
gal: hellow
Boy: sweety mambo vipi?
Girl: poa
Boy: utakuwa free weekend? nilikuwa nataka uje nyumbani
Girl: oh sorry ctoweza kuja sababu kuna haruc ya aunt yangu
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