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Baada ya kuulizwa nani anapenda kwenda peponi, haya ndiyo yalikua majibu ya wanafunzi
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Updated at: 2023-04-29 14:10:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Wanafunzi waliulizwa na mwalimu nani angependa kwenda peponi? Wote wakanyosha ila mmoja tu alipokwenda nyumbani akamuelezea mamake, mamake akamuuliza je wewe ulinyosha mtoto hapana mama yule mama akamuuliza kwanini.
Ufugaji wa nguruwe kazi, Cheki jamaa hawa wake walivyompa mtihani
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:04 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MWANAHARAKATI: Hawa nguruwe unawalishanini?
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MFUGAJI: Nawalisha mabaki ya chakula toka migahawa mbalimbali
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MWANAHARAKATI: Hayo ni makosa unawatesawanyama kwa kuwalisha chakula kichafu. Akapigwa faini… Baada ya siku chache wakaja wanaharakati toka Umoja wa Mataifa
Baada ya walevi wawili kuokota kioo hiki ndicho kilifuata
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:44 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Angalia kilichotokea
Walevi wawili waliokota kioo, mlevi wa 1 akaangalia muda mrefu kisha akasema "hii sura sio ngeni machoni mwangu sema jina tu silikumbuki..! !!
Alichokifanya jamaa baada ya kuokota wallet yenye pesa za kumwaga
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:09 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa aliokota wallet, alipofika nyumbani akapiga simu kwenye radio station
"Naitwa John nimepiga simu kutangaza kuwa nimeokota wallet ndani ina laki 7, ATM Card na kikaratasi chenye PIN ya ATM Card na kijimkufu cha dhahabu kinene hivi…"
Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:44 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee…
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
Huyu mke kwa kupenda hela! Cheki anachomwambia mume wake
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:40 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa karudi toka kazini mpole na hana furaha!
MKE; Vipi leo mbona mpole?
MUME; Ofisi yetu imeungua na watu wote waliokuwemo wamekufa.
MKE; Ilikuaje wewe ukapona?
Angalia haya mazungumzo ya msichana na mvulana, mapenzi ya ajabu haya
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:07 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Demu: Hny mambo jamani!
Man: Safi nipe habari wangu wa moyo
Demu:Wafanya kazi gani vile wangu?
Man: Ni fundi wa kufunga ATM
Demu: Wow dont tel me i love you myn mwa mwa mwaaaaah
Cheki masifa yalivyomponza huyu, Sifa nyingine ni mbaya jamani
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:48 (11 months ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mbongo, Mganda, na Mkenya walikamatwa na makosa Uchina.
Wakaambiwa adhabu ni ama kifo cha moja kwa moja au adhabu nyingine ambayo atakayeifaulu atakuwa huru, atakayeshindwa atauawa.
Basi wao wakaomba wapewe hiyo adhabu nyingine wajaribu bahati yao.
Wakapelekwa msituni wakaambiwa kila mmoja aende kwa njia yake halafu arudi na matunda kumi ya kufanana.
