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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:43 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Boss mmoja aliingia kazini kwake kasahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake sasa secretary wake akamfuata na mazungumzo yakawa hivi:
SECRETARY: Boss leo umesahau kufunga geti nyumbani kwakoβ¦
Boss akabaki anashangaa⦠Baadae wakati anakwenda chooni kujisaidia ile anataka kufungua zipu akaikuta iko wazi ndio akajua alichokuwa ameambiwa na Secretary wake.
Baada ya kuulizwa nani anapenda kwenda peponi, haya ndiyo yalikua majibu ya wanafunzi
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Updated at: 2023-04-29 14:10:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Wanafunzi waliulizwa na mwalimu nani angependa kwenda peponi? Wote wakanyosha ila mmoja tu alipokwenda nyumbani akamuelezea mamake, mamake akamuuliza je wewe ulinyosha mtoto hapana mama yule mama akamuuliza kwanini.
Padri Akimbia wakati wa kuungamisha, chanzo ni hiki
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Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Padri alikuwa amekaa katika confession booth kanisani
peke yake.
Mara kukaingia jamaa mmoja akapiga magoti upande wa
pili, akafanya ishara ya msalaba kisha akaanza kuungama
{confess}
"Padri nimekuja kuungama dhambi zangu, leo nimefanya
dhambi kubwa sana."
Padri, "Endeleaβ¦"
Huyu mwanamke ni noma cheki alichomwambia mme wake baada ya kumnunulia nguo za ndani
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:14 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mume kaingia duka la nguo na kamnunulia mke wake chupi dazeni moja zote za rangi nyeusi, akaenda kumzawadia. Mpenzi akashukuru lakini alipogundua kuwa zote ni nyeusi si akaropoka. MY HONEY: Sasa umeninunulia chupi zote nyeusi, sasa watu si watadhani nina chupi moja tu sibadili,
Cheki jamaa alivyoumbuka baada ya kuhudhuria semina isiyomuhusu
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Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa kavamia semina ya wasomi iliyokua inafanyika maeneo ya ubungo plaza bas wakaanza kujitambulisha 1. Naitwa Anna niko SUA mwaka3 nasoma agriculture 2. Naitwa Stella niko UDSM mwaka2 nasoma public relation
Kilichotokea baada ya polisi wa kibongo kukutana na mwizi mzungu
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:14 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
POLISI KAKAMATA MZUNGU 'yestaday I saw u at ze maize shop..(jana nilikuona dukani kwa muhindi) when u saw me u started 2 six six.(uliponiona ulianza ku-sitasita) u ran n decided 2 plant a car.