eBooks: 1000+ Vichekesho vipya: Vichekesho vya AckySHINE - Topic 3 - AckySHINE
Hii ndiyo bongo sasa!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:36 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu dogo nimsaidieje? Cheki alivyojichanganya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:56 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mke anamwambia mme wake kuwa angetamani mme wake awe tajiri cheki alichojibiwa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:41 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu jamaa kawaweza polisi watatu, cheki alichowaambia
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:23 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Polisi::: hodi, hodi
Jamaa::: kimya
Polisi::: hodi, hodi
Jamaa::: we nani kwani?
Polisi::: sisi polisi
Jamaa::: mnataka nini?
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Ni wazo tuu!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:00 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Google, Facebook, WhatsApp, Internet na Umeme nani zaidi?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:10 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki huyu mtoto anachomjibu mwalimu wake, kufundisha watoto ni kazi kweli kweli
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:20 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mwanafunzi wa darasa la 2 kaulizwa na mwalimu wake
Hivi:je ukipewa maandazi 5 ukiambiwa kula 3 tu yatabaki mangapi?
Akamjibu hivi:nikipewa na chai hakibaki kitu mwalimu.
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Kilichotokea wakati mchungaji akifungisha ndoa ya Mashoga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mchungaji mmoja baada ya kuwafungisha ndoa "MASHOGA" wawili alipata wakati mgumu kutamka kuwa "sasa ninyi ni MKE na MUME"
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Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:55 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"
Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"
Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana⦠naomba nirudishwe!"
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Wanaume wote ni waaminifu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:37 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu boyfriend alivyomuweza huyu msichana wake
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Siku moja msichana alikuwa anapita maeneo ya A.T.M gafla
akamuona boyfriend wake anatoa pesa kwenye A.T.M binti
akaamua kujificha na kumtumia boyfriend wake sms ya
kimahaba
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Huyu Jamaa bwana! Cheki anavyojibu sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:24 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mkwe kazua mpya, Hii dunia ina mambo sana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:48 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mama mkwe alimuuliza mkwewe "binti" samahani mbona mtoto hajafanana na mwanangu kabisa?
Binti akajibu, "bila samahani mama huku chini nina njia ya uzazi sio mashine ya photocopy"
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Kilichotokea baada ya kumdanganya mchungaji wangu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:28 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Bangi si mchezo, Angalia kilichowakuta hawa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:54 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Bangi si mchezo!
Jamaa kaikoleza si ikamtuma avue nguo!
Akavua nguo zote akaenda kwenye kioo, kujitazama akaona kama kavaa suti!
then akaenda kama alivyo zaliwa kwa masela wenzake akawauliza vp suti imenikaa? Mvuta bangi mwenzie akamwambia "imekutoa kinyama ila tai umeifunga chini sana".
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Huyu mtoto kaongea point kweli, angalia anachomwambia baba yake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:37 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtoto alimwuuliza baba yake, Mtoto: Baba unaweza kumwachia hilo gari lako house boy/girl akaliendesha? Baba: siwezi kumwachia gari langu hili aliendeshe ni ghali sana. Mtoto: je mnaweza kumwachia chumba chenu house boy/girl kikiwa wazi na mkaenda kazini? Baba: haiwezekani kamwe kuna vitu vya gharama na pia heshima haitakuwepo.
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Huyu kashauzwa!! Angalia kilichomkuta sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:53 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu traffic noma, kweli ulevi mbaya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:33 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Watoto wa siku hizi ni shida! Angalia huyu mtoto anachomwambia baba yake
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:48 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Ka ni wewe?
DOGO: baba mi siendi tena shule inaonekana walimu hawana uhakika na majibu yao.
BABA: Kwanini unasema hivyo?
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Nilichojibu kwenye interview walipoulizia status
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:11 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kweli tamaa ni mbaya, mke wa mtu kaponzwa na tamaa, ndio basi tena
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki yake:
JAMAA: Shem nakupenda!
MKE: Hebu toka hapa! Je rafiki
yako akijua? tena koma!
JAMAA: Ntakupa milioni 1!
MKE: Basi njoo kesho mchana
mume wangu akiwa kazini!
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Angalia huyu mgonjwa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:45:42 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Analia kilichompata huyu jamaa baada ya kubadili jinsia yake kichawi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alimpa ujauzito mwanafunzi akashtakiwa kumbe yule jamaa ana bibi yake mtaalam wamambo yetu ya Jadiβ¦
Jamaa akaongea na bibi yake amuwekee jinsia ya kike ili akashinde Mahakamani na akitoka arudishiwe mambo yake kama kawaida.
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Hiki ndicho kifo mbele ya Mwanamke
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:54:39 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia Kiingereza kilivyoniponza
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:02:22 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki hawa wachungaji
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:16 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Unakumbuka hizi enzi za utoto?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:05 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Utani wa wahindi, cheka kidogo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:23 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kama simu yako ina wifi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:34 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia sababu ya mwanamme kubadili jina na Kuitwa jina la kike, hii dunia ina mambo kweli
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:00:41 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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MAMBO KUMI YA KUFURAHISHA NA HUWEZI KUYAFANYA
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:47:43 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Jinsi ya Kubana matumizi X-mass
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:59:43 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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