eBooks: 1000+ Vichekesho vipya: Vichekesho vya AckySHINE - Topic 5 - AckySHINE
Angalia kilichotokea baada ya dogo kupewa ada na kuitumia kubeti
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:08 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Angalia huyu mwanafunzi anachomjibu huyu mwalimu wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:25 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
1. Ticha:"Punda ni mnyama anaefugwa nyumbani,lakini akiwa mwituni anaitwa pundamiliaβ¦.Je sungura anayeishi mwituni anaitwaje?"
ZUZU:"Sunguramilia."
2.Ticha:"Rais wa kwanza wa kenya aliitwa KENYATTAβ¦Je rais wa kwanza wa Tanzania aliitwaje?" ZUZU:"TANZANIATTA."
3. Ticha:"Kuku yuko katika jamii ya NDEGEβ¦Je samaki yuko katika jamii ya nini?"
ZUZU:"MELI."
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Mume alichomjibu mchepuko wa mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:12 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichonitokea leo baada ya kuona nungunungu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:00:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh! Wanaume jamaniβ¦
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:51:30 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ukimuona mbwa kwenye harusi hii ndiyo maana yake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:29 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia kilichompata huyu mwanafunzi kilaza anayejiamini
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:38 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Haya mapenzi jamani! Umewah kumpenda kwa kihivi??
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:59 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea wakati mchungaji akifungisha ndoa ya Mashoga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mchungaji mmoja baada ya kuwafungisha ndoa "MASHOGA" wawili alipata wakati mgumu kutamka kuwa "sasa ninyi ni MKE na MUME"
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Je, hii ni kweli kwa wale wasichana wasiojibu meseji WhatsApp!!!?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:56:10 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Nyoka wa ajabu agundulika
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Madenge hakosi visa. Soma hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:46:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huu mchezo hautaki makeup
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:18 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Tofauti ya mwanamke wa Kizaramo, Kitanga, Kihaya, na wa Kichaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:36 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ni wazo tuu!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:00 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Madhara ya kubeba nauli kamili tuu. Cheki kilichonipata
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:49:10 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki tabia za kuandika vimaneno vya ajabuajabu kwenye pikipiki na bodaboda ilivyomponza huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:44 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hyuyu daktari ni noma, cheki anachokisema
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:59:59 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Sababu ya jamaa kujiita fara ugenini
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:06 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MZEE:"sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?"
MKE:"saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi."
jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku
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Wachaga wana mambo mbele ya hela, angalia hii bili ilivyomchanganya MASSAWE
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo:
Manka 35,000
Marieta 20,000
Kekuu 30,000
Kitime 15,000
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Pale umapofanya interview huku ukijua hutapata kazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu mke kwa kupenda hela! Cheki anachomwambia mume wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa karudi toka kazini mpole na hana furaha!
MKE; Vipi leo mbona mpole?
MUME; Ofisi yetu imeungua na watu wote waliokuwemo wamekufa.
MKE; Ilikuaje wewe ukapona?
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Jee wajua! Maajabu ya whatsapp..
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Njia 3 rahisi za kuondoa kitambi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:30 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Gari na mke nini muhimu?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:47:27 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu mama mkwe kazidi sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:11 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu jamaa alivyoachika na msichana wake kwa kujidai kuongea kingereza na mwishowe kuchanganya maneno
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MSICHANA: Mbona jana nimekupigia simu hujapokea? JAMAA: please beby forget me. MSichAnA: eeeh unaniambia hivo mimi? JAMAA: nakuomba sana forget me. MSICHANA: aya bwana poa maisha mema.
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Mlevi kazua tafrani, angalia alichokifanya hapa
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza. MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini? MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"
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Alichokisema mtoto baada ya kusikia baba na mama wakiongea mambo yao usiku
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MUME: Mke wangu naomba nikubusu
MKE: Sitaki
MUME: Ntakununulia pete ya gold
MKE: Staki
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Cha kufanya mpenzi wako akikuacha
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:04 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki huyu dingi alivyo mnoko
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:37 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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