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Jamaa kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki yake: JAMAA: Shem nakupenda! MKE: Hebu toka hapa! Je rafiki yako akijua? tena koma! JAMAA: Ntakupa milioni 1! MKE: Basi njoo kesho mchana mume wangu akiwa kazini!

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Mkaka aliingia kwenye hoteli moja akaketi meza moja na mdada mrembo maarufu sana;
MKAKA: Samahani dada sijui saa ngapi?
MDADA: Nani kakwambia saa yangu ndio ya kuangalia kila mtu?

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Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.

Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"

Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"

Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana… naomba nirudishwe!"

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Mtoto: Mama, hivi kabla hujanizaa uliniona!? Mama: Hapana mwanangu sijakuona.

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Dokta alipotembelea wodi ya mgonjwa wake aliyepata ajali. Mgonjwa akiwa amening'inizwa mikono juu akauliza "dokta ntaweza kweli kupiga kinanda nkitoka hospitali?"
Dokta: Bila shaka utaweza, wewe ni mpiga kinanda mzuri enh?
Mgonjwa: Hapana sijawahi kabisa bado.

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Kuna mama mmoja ameolewa na wanapendana sana na mmeo. siku moja mme wake alisafiri kikazi (safari ya zaidi ya mwezi) nje ya mkoa. Siku mmeo anarudi, yule mama alimtafuta fundi seremala amrekebishie chaga za kitanda zilikuwa zimeharibika, kwa ajili ya maandalizi ya mechi ya above +18

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MUME: "Mke wangu nasikia John katembea na wake za watu wooote hapa mtaani kasoro mmoja tu!"

MKE: "Mmmh! basi huyo aliebaki atakuwa MAMA MBILINGE KISIKI, maana yule mama ndo ANAJIFANYAGA MGUMU sanaaa.!!"

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Padri alikuwa amekaa katika confession booth kanisani peke yake. Mara kukaingia jamaa mmoja akapiga magoti upande wa pili, akafanya ishara ya msalaba kisha akaanza kuungama {confess} "Padri nimekuja kuungama dhambi zangu, leo nimefanya dhambi kubwa sana." Padri, "Endelea…"

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Alifanya hivi;
Siku ya kwanza

MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?.
MKE: Salama tu
MUME: Uko wapi?
MKE: Jamani si niko nyumbani
MUME: Mhh kama kweli uko nyumbani washa blender nisikie…..mke­ akawasha blender
MKE: Umesikia?
MUME: Okay haya mi natoka kazini naja

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