The turkey, because it knows how to make everyone go "gobble, gobble"! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "smells" as both a pleasant aroma and a clever play on words. By suggesting that the turkey smells the best, it adds a humorous twist since turkeys are typically the star of the Thanksgiving feast. The use of the turkey emoji and the phrase "gobble, gobble" further emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted tone.
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Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
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๐ I had to share this with everyone!
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I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 9, 2016
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 15, 2016
๐ I needed that laugh!
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I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
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I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Raha (Guest) on January 9, 2016
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Zuhura (Guest) on December 24, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 22, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Abubakar (Guest) on December 18, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 8, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 7, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
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I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Halima (Guest) on November 4, 2015
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I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
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๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Maulid (Guest) on September 18, 2015
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๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
James Mduma (Guest) on September 12, 2015
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Ahmed (Guest) on September 5, 2015
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 5, 2015
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 2, 2015
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Binti (Guest) on July 31, 2015
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Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Mwanais (Guest) on June 7, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
John Lissu (Guest) on June 4, 2015
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Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 4, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 29, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Zawadi (Guest) on May 25, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
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This is pure comedy gold! ๐
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I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Muslima (Guest) on May 19, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Kheri (Guest) on May 2, 2015
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I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Nassor (Guest) on April 20, 2015
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐