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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Apr 22, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Makame
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 11, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 31, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Halima
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Amani
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 18, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Sep 14, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 5, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Binti
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 18, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 29, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Zawadi
Guest
May 25, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 24, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 23, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Muslima
Guest
May 19, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Kheri
Guest
May 2, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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David Ochieng
Guest
May 2, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 20, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
