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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Feb 2, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 25, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Majid
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 15, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Masika
Guest
Dec 12, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Masika
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 26, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Amani
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Husna
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 2, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Amani
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Baraka
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Amani
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Raha
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 8, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 3, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Amani
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 13, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 7, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Nuru
Guest
Jun 21, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Amir
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jun 8, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Leila
Guest
May 31, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 31, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Latifa
Guest
May 28, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Rabia
Guest
May 25, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 19, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Zakia
Guest
May 18, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 18, 2015
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 13, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Khadija
Guest
May 12, 2015
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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John Mushi
Guest
May 4, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Issa
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
