Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani
Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee…
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome…
BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula….
GIRL: Enhee…na sisi??
BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas….halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart…halafu tukitoka huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo
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Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 15, 2021
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Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 20, 2021
Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🤣😊
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 8, 2021
Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😊😅
Mchuma (Guest) on October 28, 2021
Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! 📌
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Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🤣
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 25, 2021
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Kassim (Guest) on September 4, 2021
🤣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 29, 2021
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Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! 😆
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Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 26, 2021
Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! 😆
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 20, 2021
Nimecheka hadi mbavu zinauma 😂😂
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😆 Bado nacheka, siwezi kuacha!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 4, 2021
Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! 😆😊
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🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!
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Hii ni ya maana sana! 😂👌
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Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 11, 2021
Hii imenifurahisha kweli! 😆😂
Khamis (Guest) on June 8, 2021
Sikutarajia hiyo punchline—kichekesho! 🤣
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Hii ni joke ya kipekee! 🤣👌
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Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! 💰
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Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! 😄😆
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 21, 2021
Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! 😂👏
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 17, 2021
Hii ni kali! Itaingia kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😄
Nassor (Guest) on March 13, 2021
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🤣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 16, 2021
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Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😂
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 13, 2021
Nimecheka hadi machozi 🤣😭
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 7, 2021
Mna talent ya jokes! 👏😂
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 11, 2020
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George Ndungu (Guest) on December 9, 2020
😆 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 3, 2020
😆 Hiyo punchline!
Tambwe (Guest) on November 2, 2020
Asante Ackyshine
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2020
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Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 8, 2020
Umesema kweli! 👌😂
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🤣 Ujuzi wa hali ya juu!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 5, 2020
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David Chacha (Guest) on September 2, 2020
Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊
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Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 13, 2020
Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! 😆😂
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 22, 2020
Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂🤣
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 10, 2020
😂 Hii ni kali sana!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 7, 2020
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Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 23, 2020
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Hii kichekesho imebadilisha kabisa hali yangu! 😃
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😂 Ninaihifadhi hii!
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Nimecheka hadi nimepata furaha! 😊😆