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What do elves learn in school?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short Answer: πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ Elf-abetics! πŸ“šπŸŽ…

Explanation: Elves in school learn the Elf-abetics, which is like the alphabet but specifically designed for mischievous little elves! They have their own unique letters and quirky spelling rules. So, while we learn ABCs, they master their Elf-abetics! πŸ˜‰βœ¨

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