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Victor Kamau
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Aug 29, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
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Sarafina
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Aug 25, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
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Abubakar
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Aug 18, 2023
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I had to share this with everyone!
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π
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Bakari
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Aug 12, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Aug 10, 2023
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Aug 10, 2023
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
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Husna
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
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Masika
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
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Ann Awino
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Jul 24, 2023
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
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Issa
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
π Mood instantly lifted!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
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Farida
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
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Issack
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 10, 2023
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 6, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
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John Kamande
Guest
May 3, 2023
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
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Mzee
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
π Iβm dying!
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
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Iβm still laughing!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
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Mgeni
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
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Shukuru
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
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Leila
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 24, 2022
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°