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Abubakar
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Sep 13, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 7, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Salma
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 20, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 7, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mustafa
Guest
May 5, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mwanais
Guest
May 1, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Farida
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
😆 Still cracking up!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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John Malisa
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
🤣 Sending this now!
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Majid
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Omar
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Husna
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
