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Abubakar
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Sep 13, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
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Latifa
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Sep 9, 2023
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
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Rose Mwinuka
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Sep 7, 2023
π This joke just made my day!
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Christopher Oloo
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Aug 29, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
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Peter Mwambui
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Aug 14, 2023
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Alex Nakitare
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Aug 7, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
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Stephen Malecela
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Aug 3, 2023
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
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Nassar
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Aug 3, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
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Salma
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Jul 13, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
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Agnes Sumaye
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Jul 2, 2023
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
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Francis Mtangi
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Jun 26, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 20, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 7, 2023
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
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Mustafa
Guest
May 5, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
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Mwanais
Guest
May 1, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
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Farida
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
π Still cracking up!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
π Perfect joke!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
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John Malisa
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
π Can't stop laughing!
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
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Anna Mchome
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Jan 13, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
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James Kimani
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Dec 20, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
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James Kawawa
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Nov 9, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
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Yusra
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Nov 5, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π
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Janet Mbithe
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Nov 4, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
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Lucy Wangui
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Oct 18, 2022
π€£ Sending this now!
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Majid
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Oct 14, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
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Fadhili
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Oct 6, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! π
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
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Omar
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
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Victor Malima
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Sep 27, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
π I canβt stop laughing!
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Chum
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
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Husna
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π