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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 3, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 29, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
😁 This is gold!
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Raha
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 9, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Sultan
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Amani
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 21, 2022
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 18, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 30, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 27, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 16, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 14, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 9, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 3, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 2, 2022
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Omar
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 24, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
😂 So funny!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 2, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 24, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Ndoto
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 10, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 23, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 12, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
