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Wilson Ombati
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Aug 28, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Issack
Guest
Aug 23, 2022
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Raha
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Neema
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 22, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 2, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 29, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Daudi
Guest
May 29, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Khatib
Guest
May 27, 2022
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 21, 2022
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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John Kamande
Guest
May 12, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Hashim
Guest
May 8, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 29, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 19, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Omari
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Binti
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 30, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 8, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 4, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Issa
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Hekima
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 23, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
