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Alichofanya mke baada ya mme wake kupenda kumchunga sana

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Alifanya hivi;
Siku ya kwanza

MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?.
MKE: Salama tu
MUME: Uko wapi?
MKE: Jamani si niko nyumbani
MUME: Mhh kama kweli uko nyumbani washa blender nisikie…..mkeΒ­ akawasha blender
MKE: Umesikia?
MUME: Okay haya mi natoka kazini naja

Siku ya pili
MUME: Vipi mko salama huko?
MKE: Tupo kama ulivyotuacha
MUME: kwani uko wapi?
MKE: Niko nyumbani napika
MUME: Washa brender kama kweli uko nyumbani
Mke akawasha blender
MKE: Umesikia?
MUME: Poa ntarudi baada ya masaa mawili

Siku sita baadaeΒ mume akaamua kurudi bila kumtaarifu mkewe alipofika home kamkuta mdada wa kazi yuko peke yake.
MUME: We mama yako yuko wapi?
MDADA: Sijui ameondoka na blender toka asubuhi

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