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Hii ndiyo bongo sasa!!

Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Hii ndio Bongo

Ilikuwa Ijumaa mida ya saa 10 jioni, mzee mmoja aliingia na kibinti kizuri kwenye yard ya magari mapya.

MZEE: Chagua gari unalotaka mpenzi….kabinti akazunguka yard yote mwisho akachagua Verrosa metallic .

BINTI: Mi naitaka hii

MZEE: Hakuna tatizo kabisaaa, mtoto mzuri kama wewe lazima upate gari uloichagua mwenyewe. Mzee akatoa kitabu cha cheki na kuandika palepale na kumpa mwenye yard

MUUZAJI: Sasa Mzee kwa kuwa umetoa cheki, gari utakuja chukua Jumatatu tukishahakikisha kuwa Account yako ina pesa benki. Naomba namba yako ya simu Mzee

MZEE: Hakuna tatizo (akampa namba). Haya twende zetu sweetie Jumatatu tunakuja wote kuchukua gari lako…

Siku ya Jumatatu mwenye yard kampigia simu Mzee.

MUUZAJI: We Mzee kavu sana, akaunti yako haina hata senti tano.

MZEE: Hilo nilijua, lakini wiki endi yangu ilikuwa tamu sana.

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