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Majibu ya mkato ya kuchekesha Kutoka Kenya

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Njeri: Roysambu ni ngapi?
Makanga: Roysambu ni moja tu. Pengine kama Chinese wamejenga ingine.

Odhis: Hii gari haina watu bana.
Makanga: Kwani hao wawili wenye wamekaa hapo ndani ni ng’ombe?

Man: Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu tafadhali.
Makanga: Yesu bado hajatoa album. Akitoa tutaeka.

Mwikali: Excuse me conda…gari za Mwingi zinapandiwa wapi?
Makanga: Ziliacha kupandwa juu hazimei.

Man: Kwani mwisho wa gari ni wapi?
Makanga: Mwisho ni hapo penye number plate iko.

Karis: Ruaka ni how much?
Makanga: Sijaskia Ruaka ikiuzwa. But nikiskia nitakwambia.

Passenger: Shukisha dere.
Makanga: Tukishukisha dere utaendesha gari?

Johnny: Maze, hii gari iko na joto sana.
Makanga: Basi shuka upande fridge

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👥 Mwanaidi Guest Jun 23, 2017
😂 Nacheka hadi nalia!
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Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁
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😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!
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Nimefurahia sana hii! 😅😊
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🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!
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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! 😊😂
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👥 Leila Guest Mar 10, 2017
😅 Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!
👥 John Lissu Guest Feb 15, 2017
Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😅😂
👥 Grace Mushi Guest Dec 30, 2016
Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! 😁
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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha sana! 😂👏
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Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣
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Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁
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Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! ☕😆
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Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! 😆😂
👥 Lucy Mahiga Guest Nov 5, 2016
Huu ucheshi hauna kifani! 🤣🔥
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Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏🤣
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Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! 😄😂
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🤣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!
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🤣 Ninashiriki hii sasa hivi!
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Hii imenikuna! 😆😊
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