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Kichekesho cha mtalii na mbongo

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Duh! Sikubali bora mbavu zituume wote!

Watalii wana dharau sana bana, Mtalii alikodi boti akazunguka nayo kwenye mto Rufiji kuangalia mandhari, akamuuliza kijana anayeongoza boti, "Do you know Biology, Psychology and Anthropology?" Kijana akajibu "NO," Mtalii akamwambia "nothing you know under the sun? You are useless, and u'll die with your illiteracy!" baada ya muda boti ikaanza kuzama, kijana akamwambia mtalii "Do you know kuogelealogy and kusepalogy from mambalogy? Mtalii akajibu huku ametoa macho "No" kijana akamwambia "You will kufalogy and mambalogy wil eat your matakology because of your bad-mdomology..😂😂😂😂😂😂

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👥 Andrew Mchome Guest Mar 19, 2017

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏🤣

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Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😂

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😂 Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

👥 Josephine Nekesa Guest Feb 13, 2017

😄😅👏😂

👥 Stephen Amollo Guest Feb 11, 2017

Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! 👏😆

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😄 Kichekesho gani!

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Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 🤣😆

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Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! 😂🤣

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Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! 👏😂

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😂 Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

👥 Mary Sokoine Guest Dec 21, 2016

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! 😂🤣

👥 Latifa Guest Dec 16, 2016

🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

👥 Tabitha Okumu Guest Nov 21, 2016

🤣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

👥 Esther Nyambura Guest Nov 10, 2016

😅 Bado nacheka!

👥 Rukia Guest Oct 29, 2016

Kama kawaida! Bado nacheka! 😄

👥 Halimah Guest Oct 17, 2016

🤣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

👥 Mzee Guest Sep 30, 2016

Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! 😂

👥 Thomas Mwakalindile Guest Sep 17, 2016

🤣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

👥 Henry Sokoine Guest Sep 14, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😅

👥 Grace Wairimu Guest Sep 6, 2016

Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! 😊😄

👥 John Malisa Guest Sep 3, 2016

😊😂😅👏

👥 Lucy Wangui Guest Aug 30, 2016

Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🤣

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Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! ☕😆

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😂 Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!

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Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! 📌

👥 Ann Wambui Guest Jun 16, 2016

Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

👥 Nchi Guest Jun 5, 2016

😂 Nacheka hadi nalia!

👥 Francis Njeru Guest Jun 1, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😊😂

👥 Husna Guest May 11, 2016

😂 Ninaituma hii kwa kila mtu ninayemjua!

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😂🤣😂😅

👥 Janet Sumari Guest Apr 14, 2016

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

👥 Victor Kimario Guest Apr 13, 2016

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆😂

👥 Nora Lowassa Guest Apr 6, 2016

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! 😆

👥 Nicholas Wanjohi Guest Mar 21, 2016

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

👥 Monica Adhiambo Guest Mar 17, 2016

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! 😆😊

👥 Agnes Lowassa Guest Mar 15, 2016

😃 Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

👥 Edward Chepkoech Guest Feb 27, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 😂🤣

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Hii imenichekesha sana! 😄😂

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👏🤣😆😂

👥 Victor Kamau Guest Dec 9, 2015

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! 👏😂

👥 Mary Njeri Guest Dec 3, 2015

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! 😆👏

👥 Nahida Guest Nov 23, 2015

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! 😂

👥 Lucy Kimotho Guest Nov 19, 2015

🤣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

👥 Samson Mahiga Guest Nov 19, 2015

Kweli mna ucheshi! 😂🤣

👥 Edward Chepkoech Guest Nov 13, 2015

Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂👏

👥 Kassim Guest Oct 19, 2015

😅 Bado ninacheka!

👥 Joyce Nkya Guest Sep 22, 2015

Sikutarajia hiyo punchline—kichekesho! 🤣

👥 Victor Malima Guest Sep 3, 2015

😆😅😂

👥 Mwajabu Guest Aug 21, 2015

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

👥 Violet Mumo Guest Aug 13, 2015

Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! 😆👍

👥 Diana Mumbua Guest Aug 7, 2015

Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! 😅😂

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Hii imenifurahisha sana! 😂😂

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Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! 🤣😂

👥 Joyce Nkya Guest Jun 15, 2015

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! 😂🤣

👥 Chris Okello Guest Jun 9, 2015

🤣😄😊

👥 Carol Nyakio Guest May 11, 2015

Nimefurahia sana hii joke! 😅😂

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Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! 😂

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