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David Sokoine
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Aug 17, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Sultan
Guest
Jul 20, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 6, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jul 5, 2020
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Salima
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Azima
Guest
Jun 30, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 24, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 13, 2020
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 31, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Nuru
Guest
May 31, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 28, 2020
🤣 Sending this now!
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Rehema
Guest
May 22, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Saidi
Guest
May 19, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 18, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 29, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 21, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Rashid
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Juma
Guest
Apr 18, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 16, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 15, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 9, 2020
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Wande
Guest
Mar 26, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Feb 11, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 9, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 3, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 30, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 28, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Warda
Guest
Jan 27, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Azima
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jan 2, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Nassar
Guest
Dec 29, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Binti
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 30, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Sharifa
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Maida
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Mwajuma
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
