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Omari
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Jan 12, 2021
🤣 Pure genius!
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Mary Njeri
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Jan 2, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Anna Sumari
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Dec 14, 2020
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Peter Mugendi
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Dec 14, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Kenneth Murithi
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Dec 6, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Paul Ndomba
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Dec 3, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Sarah Achieng
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Nov 28, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Rubea
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Nov 28, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Nancy Akumu
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Nov 18, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Fadhili
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Nov 8, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Chris Okello
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Oct 28, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Mwajabu
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Oct 11, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Zubeida
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Sep 23, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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David Sokoine
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Sep 22, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Peter Mwambui
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Sep 19, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Charles Mchome
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Sep 18, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Margaret Anyango
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Sep 18, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Grace Majaliwa
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Sep 4, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Shabani
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Sep 3, 2020
😂 So funny!
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 15, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Alice Jebet
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Aug 9, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Maida
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Aug 8, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Farida
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Muslima
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Jul 10, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Andrew Mchome
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Jun 26, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Lydia Mutheu
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Jun 21, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Andrew Mahiga
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Jun 21, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mwanais
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Jun 9, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Janet Sumaye
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Jun 6, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Miriam Mchome
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Jun 5, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Sharon Kibiru
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May 30, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Safiya
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May 28, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mwanaisha
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May 24, 2020
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Alice Jebet
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May 23, 2020
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Lydia Mahiga
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May 19, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Carol Nyakio
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May 10, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Abubakari
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May 10, 2020
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Mashaka
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May 8, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Omari
Guest
May 3, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Salma
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Apr 27, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Biashara
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Apr 17, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Joseph Njoroge
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Apr 12, 2020
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Apr 7, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 27, 2020
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Nyota
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Mar 17, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Lucy Mushi
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Mar 13, 2020
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Rose Kiwanga
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Mar 9, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mwinyi
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Mar 2, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Nchi
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Feb 28, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Shukuru
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Feb 12, 2020
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Janet Sumaye
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Feb 4, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Nassor
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Feb 2, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Zawadi
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Feb 2, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Sarah Karani
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Jan 25, 2020
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Joseph Kawawa
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Jan 23, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Jan 18, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
