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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Dec 4, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Majid
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Dec 3, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 16, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 10, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Neema
Guest
Oct 30, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 22, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 17, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 3, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 1, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 10, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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David Ochieng
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Neema
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 30, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 14, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Issack
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Binti
Guest
Jun 22, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Amani
Guest
Jun 20, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 9, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 3, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
May 27, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Kiza
Guest
May 20, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 14, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 5, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mchawi
Guest
May 4, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
May 2, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 1, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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David Ochieng
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 24, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Faiza
Guest
Mar 14, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 2, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 18, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
