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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 13, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Abubakar
Guest
Dec 12, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Neema
Guest
Nov 24, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 7, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 13, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Issack
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 19, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
😂 I’m dying!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Aug 18, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Aug 11, 2019
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 3, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 27, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Shukuru
Guest
May 25, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 22, 2019
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 16, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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George Tenga
Guest
May 9, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Yusra
Guest
May 3, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 1, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Shamsa
Guest
Apr 18, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
😂 This is a keeper!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 23, 2019
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Zulekha
Guest
Mar 20, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 19, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Chum
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 21, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Khalifa
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
😅 I needed that laugh!
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
😆 That punchline!
