👥
Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
👥
Binti
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
👥
Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 23, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
👥
Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 5, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
👥
Nassar
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
👥
Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 26, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
👥
Nuru
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
👥
Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
👥
Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 3, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
👥
Shabani
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
👥
Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 23, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
👥
Nora Kidata
Guest
Dec 22, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
👥
Charles Mchome
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
👥
Alice Mwikali
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
👥
Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 26, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
👥
Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 23, 2019
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
👥
Baridi
Guest
Nov 13, 2019
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
👥
Mariam
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
👥
Ahmed
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
👥
Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
👥
Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 10, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
👥
Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
👥
Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
👥
Shamim
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
👥
Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
👥
Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 8, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
👥
Abubakari
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
👥
Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
👥
David Chacha
Guest
Jul 20, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
👥
Rahma
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
👥
Abdillah
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
👥
Muslima
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
👥
Fadhili
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
👥
Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
👥
Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
👥
Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 23, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
👥
Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
😁 This is gold!
👥
Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
👥
Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 10, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
👥
George Tenga
Guest
May 31, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
👥
Robert Okello
Guest
May 13, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
👥
Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 10, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
👥
George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
👥
Nasra
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
👥
Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
👥
Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
👥
David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
👥
Issack
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
👥
Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
👥
Jamila
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
👥
Yusra
Guest
Mar 28, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
👥
Hashim
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
👥
Mwanaisha
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
👥
George Mallya
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
👥
Bakari
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
👥
Mustafa
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
👥
Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
👥
Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
👥
Betty Akinyi
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
