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George Ndungu
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Apr 23, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 14, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Maida
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Shani
Guest
Jun 23, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Nasra
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 30, 2018
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Sarafina
Guest
May 27, 2018
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Mchuma
Guest
May 10, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Omari
Guest
May 6, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
May 4, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 2, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
